Women cant help but be on their mobiles all day, BUT if they go out funny how the dam thing stays at home. don't they realise its MOBILE, means you can take it places, other then the house.


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MIKE TYSON
I draw most of my religious beliefs from Star Wars.
MIKE DIRNT
Anyone who contributes to the defense fund of pornographers is a mental moonbeam.
MIKE ROYKO
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
MIKE BINDER
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. An...
MIKE MYERS
What you want to do, and what you can do, is limited only by what you can dream.
MIKE MELVILLE
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline an...
MIKE DITKA
Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
MIKE DITKA
For a man who walks in the light, to stay humble is not to walk in the dark; you don't need to proje...
MIKE NORTON
As an integral part of the Department of Agriculture, the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service...
MIKE ROGERS
We've waged war on work. We have collectively agreed, stupidly, that work is the enemy.
MIKE ROWE
Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I ...
MIKE MYERS
Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those Ja...
MIKE MYERS
Here in Indiana, we run a nationally-recognized program called the Healthy Indiana Plan. The Healthy...
MIKE PENCE
The Safe and Affordable Food Labeling Act aims to address unnecessary impediments to feeding the wor...
MIKE POMPEO
I keep coming back to it, over and over - adultery and cheating. It's the most interesting probl...
MIKE NICHOLS
What is real is that adultery destroys tens of thousands of families every year across America. What...
MIKE PENCE
He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
MIKE HARDING
Yeah, look, I think what we have with the social media and the digital media, and all the telecommun...
MIKE DEWINE
Pray a little more, work a little harder, save, wait, be patient and, most of all, live within our m...
MIKE HUCKABEE
I grew up in Mobile, Alabama - somebody's got to be from Mobile, right? - and Mobile sits at the...
MIKE DEGRUY
Your political reputation affects how likely allies are to trust you, and what kind of deals they...
MIKE SIMPSON
There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And tha...
MIKE ROYKO
We simply have to reign in the piggish people and money-hungry lawyers who chase every ambulance the...
MIKE GALLAGHER
Just be yourself and be upfront about your expectations and desires. Don't be ambiguous and play...
MIKE POSNER
I didn't really experience any hardship like people tend to think of when they hear the words &#...
MIKE POSNER
And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I ...
MIKE MYERS
When I went to Ann Arbor, University of Michigan, what I really wanted to be was a radio announcer.
MIKE WALLACE
Directing your first film is like showing up to the field trip in seventh grade, getting on the bus,...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
The American flag is the symbol of our freedom, national pride and history.
MIKE FITZPATRICK
The American economy has been built and sustained by risk-taking entrepreneurs whose pioneering idea...
MIKE PENCE
Our job is to ensure that meat and poultry products are safe, wholesome, accurately labeled for the ...
MIKE JOHANNS
It speaks to the incredible risk of doing business with the Islamic Republic of Iran if American com...
MIKE POMPEO
New York isn't segregated the way many American cities are, where there are specific ethnic neig...
MIKE D
A campaign ought to demonstrate the basic human decency of the candidate. That means your First Amen...
MIKE PENCE
The Bible, however, was not created to be amended and altered with each passing culture.
MIKE HUCKABEE