Women in North Carolina are choosing not to get the best care available,

It's very alluring. When they take these classes, women have a secret life no one knows about. They feel more confident. They walk with a little more sass in their step. That translates into more sensuality in the bedroom.

A newspaper reported that I spent $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that much unless I wore sable underwear.

I believe the information so far is good enough, ... I would let my sister, my mother, my wife ... have MammoSite.

I would rather cut grass one day a week all day than play a week at the Cleveland Improv, ... And that's what I do. I mow nine lawns a day, one day a week, every month. I make $2,000, which is what I would get for a week in Cleveland.

It's disappointing, but I was hoping the show was going to be edgier than it was, ... It didn't work out, but I haven't been at this for that long anyway.