Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

The nicest feeling in the world is to do a good deed anonymously-and have somebody find out.

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.