Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary.

"Turn on, Tune in, Drop out."

I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back during a Republican administration

And you know women, they're both back there turning it into the crime of the century. Planting it in a little garden in the center of their hearts and watering it with feelings. Talking about it, sharing it. You're a cheat, you're a heartbreaker, you're like a museum exhibit, Everything That's Wrong with Guys.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.