Wooing a woman is like fishing; the quality of your catch is determined by the quality of your bait.

There are no speed limits on the road to love; that is why some arrive instantly.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.

If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.

The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.