Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
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CHRISTINE OHURUOGU I just want to do really good work.
CHASKE SPENCER I just heard about it, ... I wasn't really paying attention. That's cold. Bet they won't do that aga...
CHAUNCEY BILLUPS I really felt anonymous. Everyone was really aloof. It felt claustrophobic.
ASHLEY MASON I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA I'm really excited that I'm able to work again.
DAVID GEST The same way i could live when I didnt know you, I can live without you after letting you go, But th...
DALEEN IRSHAID I just have work to do; I just do it.
IAN MACKAYE Be satisfied with what you did yesterday and aim to do better today.
LORRIN L. LEE My life is not that glamorous. I actually live a pretty simple life, really. I just work. I don'...
OLGA KURYLENKO Maybe it was the sideburns, but I just didnt fit in. (Elvis speaking about his youth)
ELVIS PRESLEY I was dying to do that, to work with Jodie again.
CLAIRE DANES I was so sure I could do it that I had already ordered the champagne yesterday. I was really convinc...
ANTOINE DENERIAZ If I were to do a drama again, I would really like to work on a fatal melodrama, like a love that ca...
SONG HYE-KYO Toys are the greatest inspiration for me. People never really grow up. They just get bigger adult bo...
DOUG TAYLOR It's just sad and I wish he would sort it out. I would really like to work with him again some day.
CARL BARAT I told her that I wasn't going to be traded. It will never happen again. I will just work here, play...
ALEXA TEJADA Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning?
COLEMAN COX Remember how it felt yesterday? What you saw me do?” I snorted and grinned. “Man, do I ever. I r...
MISSY WELSH I thought if I didnt take a break, I would do something even worse. Like yell or hang up the phone.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me?
JOHN SHORT I just really want to do good work and work with some great people, people who challenge me.
SALLI RICHARDSON It just hit me again (yesterday) morning that he's gone. Charles was loved by everyone. It's been ha...
LARRY MAHAFFEY it is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didnt
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ANDY WARHOL It really hasn't settled in yet that it's almost over. It seems like yesterday that we just got here...
JAMES AUGUSTINE Yesterday I soared above the clouds. Today I'll walk the earth again.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Who was it that said that coincidence was just God’s way of remaining anonymous?
DONNA TARTT I really don't work to a plan, but I just do what interests me and what I like to do.
AISHWARYA RAI BACHCHAN I would love to do the therapist on 'Two and a Half Men' again or just work with Charlie She...
JANE LYNCH It's so exciting, I didn't think I could do it again. This time I really surprised myself. It was ju...
JACKIE BORKOWSKI They can assume anything they want. I'm not. I just told my wife yesterday that I need to have a goo...
GREG MADDUX I would rather work less and do the things that I really want to do.
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LINDA GILBERT Me and Kai started it. On the first day, he called me up and said, 'We should work together, do it.'...
JOE BARNARD Defensively, it was the big play again. Two big plays in the first half and that just really hurts y...
BENJI SONNICHSEN If I could do it all over again I would. I have so many great memories, and I've been blessed with a...
FRANK SPURCHISE We suffered yesterday. It was really rough. But today we felt better. We got back on track and every...
CHARLIE THOMAS What you know and did yesterday got you where you are today. What you learn and do today will get yo...
LORRIN L. LEE I know that he thought, 'I'm gonna beat this again. I can do it. I did it once.' He really, really f...
BREE BUMATAI Now I say I actually, really will never do it again.
TONI COLLETTE I just want to work with good filmmakers and do good projects that mean something to me and play int...
DYLAN O'BRIEN I just want to work with good filmmakers and do good projects that mean something to me and play int...
DYLAN O'BRIEN Yesterday you loved me, today you'll love me again
CHANGDICTATOR There was a problem and that was that. Why didnt make a fiddlers fuck.
HUBERT SELBY JR. I would love to make my music and be completely anonymous, but that doesn't work. You can't ...
SARAH MCLACHLAN I wasn't a cheerleader or in the choir. I didnt have loads of friends.
GWEN STEFANI Homer's work hits again and again on the topos of the inexpressible. People will always do that.
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THE MYTH ?? THE AMERICAN HERO AND LEGEND? WORLD WIDE LEGEND! I ...
BRANDON MCCARTNEY I didnt pay atteniton to times or distance, instead focusing on how it felt just to be in motion, kn...
SARAH DESSEN And what would that accomplish? Why don't they just admit to the fact that they didn't do the work t...
RAY BUCKLEY Don’t give up on trying everyday; those who gave up yesterday are living today regretting that the...
BAMIGBOYE OLUROTIMI I'm just going to come out and do the same as I did last year. Same strategies and hopefully, it wil...
JENNIFER ROSALES Pages on Facebook are allowed to be anonymous. That is really important. People start revolutions; w...
SHERYL SANDBERG What worked yesterday doesn't always work today.
ELIZABETH GILBERT Aerodynamically there isn’t much you can do to enhance your Beetle’s handling. The Porsche style...
CHRISTINA ENGELA I've been looking for work. But what I really want is to be a firefighter again.
ANTHONEY ROBINSON There’s no such thing as yesterday, he thought dully. Memory is just today, happening over and ove...
HELEN MARYLES SHANKMAN There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
C.S. LEWIS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA Do you think that the work God gives us to do is never easy? Jesus says that His yoke is easy, His b...
GEORGE MACDONALD I sympathize with this person, but it's really not any different than a posting on an anonymous Web ...
EUGENE VOLOKH That is one of the reasons one enjoys acting. Now and again, you get scenes where you work with some...
ALBERT FINNEY I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN I feel really humbled and really grateful to have the opportunities that I've had over the past ...
BEN SCHNETZER I really wanted an opportunity to work with him again, and he was enthusiastic about the idea,
STEVEN BOCHCO Just from a short-term technology point of view, it suggests that the over-sold lows we saw yesterda...
GERALD VINCENT I really wish the system could work at the pace that all of us would like it to work. It just doesn'...
JUDGE NANCY SAITTA I was somewhat resistant to doing that because I really wanted to do field work.
ANDREA DAMITIO It's just gonna be a really bad thing. I believe that, I really do.
BECKY LINDEMANN My family actually moved a lot growing up. I really only lived in one place every five or six years,...
DAVID LAMBERT OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!"
*smack*
J-just now, that made a really lou...
NATSUKI TAKAYA If you want to really learn your playbook, you just do it.
ERIC BERRY I played really well again and seemed to do most things right,
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ANDY WARHOL When I had dark hair I definitely felt that I was more anonymous.
NAOMI WATTS Oil had a pretty big spike yesterday and that was negative. If it continues to go that way again, it...
EVAN OLSEN I was told over and over again that I would never be successful, that I was not going to be competit...
DICK FOSBURY I don't really get off on the anonymous love of strangers, which I think a lot of actors do. The...
JOHN C. REILLY I feel I'm anonymous in my work. When I look at the pictures, I never see myself; they aren'...
CINDY SHERMAN I love when others use metaphors...and yes I do believe trees feel pain...as I heard one " Fall " in...
KJFORCE She would call me every day on her way to work. Yesterday I was waiting for her to call and it never...
MARINA DANIELS The hardest work in the world is that which should have been done yesterday.
I think we're all really strong and we just need to keep working really hard. If we go out there...
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GEORGE MACDONALD If the wind didnt knock it over, the water did, ... Highway 90 that runs east and west along the coa...
AARON KATZ So, as a seventh grader,no, you weren't friends with people you didnt like. But sometimesyou also we...
LAUREN MYRACLE I don't have a goal but I just want to work on movies that I really like.
PATRICIA ARQUETTE I've really enjoyed the series, just playing again.
JAMES ANDERSON Today is the tomorrow of yesterday and will be the yesterday of tomorrow, therefore do good things s...
SANDEEP PRADHAN Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
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Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS People think.....
I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
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ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
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ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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