Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.

The muscles in my lower abdomen had torn off my pelvis.

Most of the producers don't know what they do. The misconception of the producers' function is really not a misconception. Most producers don't do a very good job.

I've probably saved thousands of peoples' lives with my educational message on snake bites, how to get in around venomous anything.

If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault.