Yeah. If I looked as good as Jane, I would, too!

I think we always kind of look forward to seeing each other. Dolly and Jane are both so kind of optimistic and upbeat, you know?

When you want something really bad, crying for it isn't going to work nearly as good as complaining!

Yeah, I was a florist. I went to floristry school.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.