Yeah, yeah, you expected better from me, being the son of the big, scary Riley Williams and all. Save it, I've heard it.

Now that we have the pissing contest out of the way, we need information. [Rayna]

Chase, the first thing you need to know is that you don't know anything.

You know, you're like a walking magnet for weird shit, Chase.

I will defend this family: Marcus, Rayna, Willy, Tiki and any others who need us, whether they be hunters, demons, or the oblivious mundane humans. I was chosen to carry the mark of the gods. I will stand up and be what the spirit named me: their protector.

I raised my eyebrows. Were they really talking about how cute I was when I got mad? Talk about taking the wind out of my sail! I wanted to say 'It's not cute, it's very manly!' but I didn't think either of them would appreciate that.

Are we going to do this or not? I asked impatiently.