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Yes, as through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; Some will rob you with a six-gun, And some with a fountain pen


Woody Guthrie

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DHANI HARRISON Ive done Hay Fever and this one was called Another Time by Ronald Harwood.
JEFFREY JONES Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had,
PETER GOULD Even with politics, stuff comes around again. Woody Guthrie would recognize America today.
BILLY BRAGG Some men are born to be good some born to be bad
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CARLOS SALINAS Ive loved you my whole life, I just didnt know it until now
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BRIAN HERBERT Unification of differences is power.
SHESH NATH VERNWAL What happened to Woody Guthrie, Bob?
BOB DYLAN Ive never known a person to live to one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
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BOBBY BUTLER Be careful of relying on the opinion of others, these are the same people that like liver.
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JOSé N. HARRIS I have to write a first draft with a fountain pen before I type it up as a second.
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN Obedience is bondage, if God wants to be adored he should make himself more loving.
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HENRIK IBSEN Yes. With a black felt-tip pen.
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UNKNOWN Interdependent Thinking is a true system view of the world.
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MARLEN HAUSHOFER Some looters came up and pulled a gun on the wrong group of men,
GREGG HARRIS Some men can love forever, some for six years, some for six months, and others for six hours.
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STEVE EARLE The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain ...
GEORGE MOORE The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain ...
GEORGE EDWARD MOORE The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain ...
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PSY Who am I helping, what am I breaking, what am I giving, what am I taking?
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HARRY S TRUMAN Why ruin my sister's birthday simply because the entire planet was going to hell in a hand basket?
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MERLE HAGGARD It's good to have some strong interaction with the Congressman here and to listen and well as to exp...
RODNEY MOE The guys did a great job of battling and had some great at bats in that last inning. We didn't have ...
DAVID BEASLEY Where you are with what you have, what you can do.
DHARM BABU My two fingers on a typewriter have never connected with my brain. My hand on a pen does. A fountain...
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DONATELLA VERSACE People who haven't seen ceramics ... will be impressed with the size of some of the pieces. Some are...
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ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Love is a place
& through this place of
love move
(with brightness of peace) <...
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EVA LANG Time marches on...with or without your ass
DENNIS BARTON Between my finger and my thumb
The squat pen rests; snug as a gun.
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ALAN ARKIN The material came bubbling up inside like a geyser or an oil gusher. It streamed up of its own accor...
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KIRAN RADHAKRISHNAN Look to your heart and soul first, rather than looking to your head first, when choosing. Rather tha...
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MANUEL VáZQUEZ MONTALBáN Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
CRE Ive been waiting for this moment,
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JANET GUTHRIE As in nature, as in art, so in grace; it is rough treatment that gives souls, as well as stones, the...
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JANET GUTHRIE You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
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ARLO GUTHRIE We know that when Main Street does well, so do American families.
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ARLO GUTHRIE I'd rather have friends who care than friends who agree with me.
ARLO GUTHRIE Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....
ARLO GUTHRIE We are thrilled that we have been able to make some small dent in all that is wrong down here.
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BOB GUTHRIE Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
THOMAS GUTHRIE Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....
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ARLO GUTHRIE I'm really quite normal. My imagination has some serious kinks in it, that's all.
ALLAN GUTHRIE The marsh is a filter system, and it buffers the effect of the flood and storm tides.
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CHARLES GUTHRIE One of the things I love about New York is that it's one of the only places where you could have...
SAVANNAH GUTHRIE I should get a manicure more often.
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THOMAS GUTHRIE It's so encompassing that almost any other state's issue would nest within it.
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WOODY HARRELSON God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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WOODY ALLEN Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
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WOODY ALLEN sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
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WOODY HAYES I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
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WOODY ALLEN Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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WOODY ALLEN You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
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WOODY ALLEN Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
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WOODY ALLEN I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
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WOODY ALLEN Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
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WOODY ALLEN Marriage is the death of hope.
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WOODY ALLEN I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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WOODY ALLEN I am at two with nature.
WOODY ALLEN Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
WOODY ALLEN If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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WOODY ALLEN Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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WOODY ALLEN Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
WOODY ALLEN If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take tw...
WOODY ALLEN Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
WOODY ALLEN A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight ...
WOODY ALLEN The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
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