Yes I am married, to my bachelor life.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

It's a wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you've gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like.

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife's sight!

Tell tale signs that a person may easily get bored of relationships or marriage;They change their handsets or cars frequently.