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Yes I'm certain someone didn't press the wrong button. It doesn't operate like that.


Jeff McCracken

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JEFF MILLER The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory ...
JEFF NICHOLS The basic social contract is that citizens agree to follow the law, pay their taxes, and devote thei...
JEFF SESSIONS The enemies of freedom are waging an all-out assault on the Second Amendment to the Constitution, wh...
JEFF DUNCAN I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see...
JEFF DUNHAM I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and somehow I'd have t...
JEFF MANGUM Today, energy prices are at historic highs. Some analysts estimate that energy price shocks this yea...
JEFF BINGAMAN I'm a chairperson for 'No Kid Hungry', a campaign for poor American children.
JEFF BRIDGES As a strong supporter of our 2nd Amendment rights, I believe tougher enforcement of our nation's...
JEFF MILLER This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alask...
JEFF GOLDBLUM When we talk about the things at Airbnb that are challenging and that they are going to have to over...
JEFF JORDAN Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.'
JEFF JORDAN I don't think our government really has much of a policy about air travel. I would compare the p...
JEFF SMISEK I don't know any artists that are really emotionally well adjusted. In fact, I think we're a...
JEFF BUCKLEY A company shouldn't get addicted to being shiny, because shiny doesn't last.
JEFF BEZOS It is a significant acknowledgment that the way people are watching television is changing and the m...
JEFF ZUCKER Critics... They're like traffic cops. They say what they have to say, then leave, and another gu...
JEFF BUCKLEY Just because an individual in his 30s hasn't found true love and, yes, there are opportunities t...
JEFF GARCIA Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every Sta...
JEFF SESSIONS If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Corn is already the most subsidized crop in America, raking in a total of $51 billion in federal han...
JEFF GOODELL The 2004 Election marks the first time in modern political history that Republican voter turnout mat...
JEFF MILLER Reconciliation is a special budget procedure to change entitlement and tax laws. It cannot be filibu...
JEFF MILLER It is no secret that our tax code is drastically outdated and burdensome to all Americans. Fortunate...
JEFF MILLER I, in fact, have been involved in the construction of and the management of wastewater treatment pla...
JEFF MILLER Every American knows there are government expenses that are absolutely not necessary. I disagree wit...
JEFF MILLER As a taxpayer, I want to assure you that Republicans are doing everything we can to reduce wasteful ...
JEFF MILLER It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands...
JEFF MILLER I've often argued that oil and gas exploration is a state's rights issue. It is abundantly c...
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