Yes, it's called 'hazardous waste.' But it's paint and other materials that everyone has under the sink, in the garage, in the basement and at the work station. We're trying to get the word out that that's what we're handling, that's what we're taking from small businesses in Northeast Ohio.... That's going to our nemesis and our biggest hurdle.
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JOHN GREEN I'm feeling grand. I'm on a rollercoaster only going up. AUGUSTUS WATERS THE FAULT IN OUR STARS We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music.... GARY F EVANS... Even as we live with the knowledge that each day might be our last, we don’t want to believe it. SHARON SALZBERG Make every day count... Even when you think it's the worst day of your life; for you never know when... SOLANGE NICOLE They say there is other fish in the sea, thats why we masterbait OMEGA YEMI Everybody is somebobdy and I chanllenge anybody to deny it. KATHERINE PATERSON We havent broken it down, ... When we met with (Johnson), thats not what she wanted. We opted not to... BETH PAYNE I wrote for that back in the mid-1980s. Thats what got me thinking New England should have something... 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