Yes life is imperfect ; perfectly imperfect
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DELSON Innovation strive perfection perfectly imperfect
CBETA Every living being is a perfectly imperfect creature.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Messy hair, uncombed, gel-free, un-styled and perfectly imperfect.
JASINDA WILDER I am not perfect, but if I looked perfect to everyone I must have been rocking imperfect perfectly t...
SHANNON L. ALDER Love is not finding a perfect person, it is seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
UNKNOWN Do not strive to be perfect. Strive to be perfectly imperfect.
IMANIA MARGRIA One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....
STEPHEN HAWKING Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
SAM KEEN You know you're in love when you love an imperfect person perfectly!
RUBY RACHELLE HARDEE Embrace being perfectly imperfect. Learn from your mistakes and forgive yourself, you’ll be happie...
ROY BENNETT We come not to love a perfect person...but to love an imperfect person perfectly.
JASMINE DICK Stop trying to 'fix' yourself; you're NOT broken! You are perfectly imperfect and powerful beyond me...
STEVE MARABOLI Public policy is a study in imperfection. It involves imperfect people, with imperfect information, ...
JAKE SULLIVAN Perfectionism is the enemy of happiness. Embrace being perfectly imperfect. Learn from your mistakes...
ROY T. BENNETT If everything is imperfect in this imperfect world, love is most perfect in its perfect imperfection
GUNNAR BJöRNSTRAND Ordinary imperfect people, always choose similarly imperfect people as friends.
HARUKI MURAKAMI Mia, I already told you I wasn’t going anywhere. This is where I want to be.
FABIOLA FRANCISCO The reason I have felt so empty, so lost at times, is because you were missing.
FABIOLA FRANCISCO Follow your heart a little more and listen to your head a little less.
FABIOLA FRANCISCO In an imperfect world, we had to make an imperfect choice.
ELLIOT SCHRAGE We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly...
SAM KEEN We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectl...
SAM KEEN We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectl...
ANONYMOUS We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly...
UNKNOWN We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectl...
SAM KEEN We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfec...
ANGELINA JOLIE We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfec...
SAM KEEN This world, the eternally imperfect, the eternal and imperfect image of a contradiction – an intox...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Solitude is the worst of punishments. It’s like waiting in the Death Row for your last supper and ...
MAGDALENA GANOWSKA I used to cry to the stars in the sky and begged them to have mercy on me cause I longed for the mom...
MAGDALENA GANOWSKA I like telling stories of imperfect people because most people are imperfect.
DAVID S. GOYER To be human is to be imperfect.
To be perfect is to be divine.
To be divine is to ascend through dea...
CHARLES F Every political mean is imperfect.
ZAMAN ALI Perhaps normal imperfect human beings simply preferred the company of other normal imperfect human b...
HARUKI MURAKAMI Life becomes perfect if I look at it through my imperfect perceptions.
DEBASISH MRIDHA We're imperfect people trapped in an imperfect world until we get to that place beyond.
KATHIE LEE GIFFORD Life is more than having perfect photographs edited via some random applications.
It's imperfe...
CRESTLESS WAVE This universe was created perfect,but man ignorantly stamped his imperfect signature on it,because o...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I love this world because it is imperfect. It is imperfect, and that's why it is growing; if it was ...
OSHO It's made me realize that imperfect is perfectly comfortable to me. Whether it's a city or my apartm...
HODA KOTB Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.
J.K. ROWLING You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.
JODI PICOULT I had a perfect life in my reach once, and it was a crashing bore. Perfect is too clean, too easy. I...
SARAH MACLEAN Life's irony;Imperfect man is always looking for perfection in another.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) All I have to say is - run, dive, pitch a tent... Spend hours on the phone with your best friend.......
MELANIE GIDEON Being imperfect, makes you perfect.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS My calling, as one imperfect human, is to celebrate and uphold life every time I get the chance.
VICTORIA MORAN There is always a "but" in this imperfect world.
ANNE BRONTE Don't aim for perfection. Aim for 'better than yesterday'.
IZEY VICTORIA ODIASE what you are perfect at,I may be Imperfect there & where I am perfect,you may be imperfect there,so ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I'm not perfect, I'm beautifully imperfect
SHUJOY CHOWDHURY The saxophone is an imperfect instrument, especially the tenor and soprano, as far as intonation goe...
STAN GETZ All explicit knowledge is translated knowledge, and all translation is imperfect.
PATRICK ROTHFUSS Everything you see is filtered through your visual system (imperfect) and your brain (also imperfect...
SETH SHOSTAK God uses imperfect people for impossible tasks
JOHN PAUL WARREN There is always a 'but' in this imperfect world.
ANNE BRONTE Existence really is an imperfect tense that never becomes a present.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Human existence basically is──a never to be completed imperfect tense.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Perfectionism is a dangerous state of mind in an imperfect world
ROBERT HILLYER Hope, the best comfort of our imperfect condition.
EDWARD GIBBON True love makes the imperfect to perfect .... otherwise love is not true.....
BASIL C S Most of us think we are Perfect but our Perfectness lies in being Imperfect.
JAI SINGH You are not flawed, you are as beautiful as you have always been and blessed with evidence of a life...
BECCA LEE I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.
P.G. WODEHOUSE If you know you are not perfect, why would you expect others to be?
ELIZABETH ALRAUNE God creates humans not for perfection, but through imperfection that makes them perfect
THANH LUU Every human being who loves another loves imperfection, for there is no perfect being on this earth-...
SUSAN COOPER So now I have started living my own life. Imperfect and clumsy as it may look, it is resembling me n...
ELIZABETH GILBERT Our hope is that our mix of measures, though far from ideal, would accomplish more for Chinese citiz...
ELLIOT SCHRAGE We are all imperfect. We cannot expect perfect government.
WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT I have no flaws, I'm perfect at being imperfect.
KRYSTYNA FAROE Grieving doesn't make you imperfect. It makes you human.
SARAH DESSEN I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA I suppose the Church would be perfect only if it were run by perfect beings. God is perfect, and His...
DIETER F. UCHTDORF Preferring steady progress, slow and imperfect, is a good philosophy for the defeated.
FRED LOWE SOPER We should not be surprised that democracy is imperfect even in Western countries.
RICHARD HOLBROOKE Perfection is immutable. But for things imperfect, change is the way to perfect them.
OWEN FELTHAM Perfection is immutable. But for things imperfect, change is the way to perfect them.
OWEN FELLTHAM We are all imperfect. We can not expect perfect government.
WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT The more I feel imperfect, the more I feel alive.
JHUMPA LAHIRI But when perfections comes, the imperfect disappears
1st Corinthians
ANONYMOUS To sneer at his imperfect attempt was very bad breeding.
EMILY BRONTë I never expect a perfect work from an imperfect man.
ALEXANDER HAMILTON The more mysterious, the more imperfect: that which is mystically spoken is but half spoken.
BENJAMIN WHICHCOTE The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
DOUG LARSON The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
DOUG LARSON You are imperfect, permanently and inevitably flawed. And you are beautiful.
AMY BLOOM I never expect to see a perfect work from imperfect man.
ALEXANDER HAMILTON Its so hard to be perfect in this very imperfect world.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) To be near perfect in this very imperfect world is to be called a genius.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) They were like her rocks. Imperfect and surprising and maybe better in the long run than certainties...
VERONICA ROSSI I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.
ALEXANDER HAMILTON Dreams are nothing but incoherent ideas, occasioned by partial or imperfect sleep.
BENJAMIN RUSH I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man
ALEXANDER HAMILTON International relationships are preordained to be clumsy gestures based on imperfect knowledge.
REBECCA WEST There is a state of perfect peace with God which can be attained under imperfect obedience.
JOHN OWEN I always find beauty in things that are odd & imperfect - they are much more interesting.
MARC JACOBS We are all imperfect creatures pretending to drink from the fountain called perfection.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) You get a lot farther taking imperfect steps than taking none at all.
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ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Polaroids.
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ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
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ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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