Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'

In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.

I grew up in a family much like the 'Jerry Springer Show,'

Well, it's a bit Jerry Springer (as in 'Jerry Springer Show') in that aspect,

There is nothing that makes us feel so good as the idea that someone else is an evildoer.

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.