Yet on the other side, you have guys with their shoulder pole and two buckets of manure, just like they've done for a thousand years.

That's 69 guys who are going to jail someday and don't even know it yet.

We like to say that the other guys that play with us aren't even out of their diapers yet.

An unexpected twist of a shoulder that comes out on one side and doesn't on the other side, folding a fabric to create interesting shapes on the body -- they're very sensual clothes.

We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.

You kept telling yourself to not look over your shoulder, but the Mariners were making so much noise. That's how Cleveland is right now. Everybody is talking about them. You've got to find a way to stop it -- whether that means taking the televisions out of the clubhouse, stopping newspaper delivery, whatever. You've got to do it.