You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
Mae West
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Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
MAE WEST A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
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HARRY YOU An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
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MAE WEST You will always be a monster - there is no turning back from it. But what kind of monster you become...
JULIE KAGAWA You are a monster.” Kanin’s deep voice droned in my head again, as I forced myself to move, to w...
JULIE KAGAWA When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, 'Too much of a go...
WARREN BUFFETT So aint you think just causen you in this car now means any damn thing. It aint. He pretending it do...
STACIA KANE What monster sleeps in the deep of your story? You need a monster. Without a monster there is no sto...
BILLY MARSHALL I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST When someone asks, 'Does success make you into a monster?' I always say, 'No, it enables...
SIMON COWELL You lie to convince people you are not a monster . . . not that you are one.
JODI PICOULT You are unique. No other person looks exactly like you
SOTONYE ANGA Mae: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Rae: Who asked you?
Mae: Mom and Dad. Lots of...
UNKNOWN Well, Son, I tell you, life for me aint been no crystal stair.
Its been hard and bare and rough p...
LANGSTON HUGHES The people that know the least about you say the most about you. Aint that hilarious?
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
...
That's what's happening....
DEYTH BANGER Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
DEYTH BANGER I've been nothing but kind to you. I'm not some sort of monster."
"No, you're the man who sits ...
LEIGH BARDUGO .... I was telling you... but you don't listen to me....
DEYTH BANGER When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH Your mind will believe comforting lies while also knowing the painful truths that make those lies ne...
PATRICK NESS When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.
CAITLYN SIEHL But what is a dream, Conor O'Malley? the monster said, bending down so it's face was close to...
PATRICK NESS It is indeed, ... But to get the oil from the Caspian Sea into the hands of the West you can't use b...
HAROLD PINTER Em. Are you the Loch Ness Monster?” Archie stuttered shuffling back a step.
“Aghhh! M, M, ...
MARK A. COOPER Your mama coming back. Just cause you cant sees a person aint mean nothing. They still there. You wo...
NANCY RAWLES I'm a monster, you know. I'm one of the dangerous ones.
No you aren't, he promised. Your one of...
ALEXANDRA BRACKEN Monsters, monsters! But there are no monsters! What you call monsters are superior forms, or forms b...
OCTAVE MIRBEAU Me and my clique got class, school you a quick minute, and we aint never finished till ignorance is ...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER Little drops of rain Whisper of the pain Tears of love Lost in the days gone by.
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LUC GIRARD Not to sound, you know, like a dick," Jack said carefully. "But you just dragged us out of bed to sh...
AMANDA HOCKING you fix what you can fix and you let the rest go. If there ain't nothin to be done about it it aint ...
CORMAC MCCARTHY Be scared. You cant help that. But dont be afraid. Aint nothing in the woods going to hurt you unles...
WILLIAM FAULKNER You are a soulless monster whose fright mask is incapable of capturing human expressions.
COLSON WHITEHEAD You gotta have good olive oil. You should have a cooking olive oil and you should have a finishing o...
EMERIL LAGASSE If you battle monsters, you don't always become a monster. But you aren't entirely human any...
JONATHAN MABERRY you fly until you crash two days
two nights
no sleep,
no food,
come down off t...
ELLEN HOPKINS Okay, so. You, Belikov, the Alchemist, Sonya Karp, Victor Dashkov, and Robert Doru are all hanging o...
RICHELLE MEAD My personal mission is to make math doable by anyone everywhere. People make math out to be a monste...
IDRIS STOVALL I'm no angel, but I'm no monster, either.
R. KELLY The West is dead... you may lose a sweetheart but you won't forget her.
CHARLES M. RUSSELL Everyone had a place. Everyone fit. Everyone belonged. Everyone but Anna Mae.
KATHLEEN FULLER When everything looks like a magical oil painting, you know you are in Autumn!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN I hate that you make me be a monster for you,
SEANAN MCGUIRE When you reach illumination, you lose paradise. Illumination is the place where you gain knowledge t...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Something caught in her throat at this second thanks, when she'd threatened him so brutally. When yo...
KRISTIN CASHORE When you have the strength to stand up for yourself ,the ones you love and the dignity and honor to ...
GARY F EVANS... We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted...
JOHN GREEN Are you a stupid sheep in the flock or a free eagle in the sky? Look at the mirror, what are you? Ar...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN you know what the best kind of organic certification would be? make an unannounced visit to a farm a...
MICHAEL POLLAN Which monster do you choose?
JOHN AJVIDE LINDQVIST The West is dead... you may lose a sweetheart but you won't forget her.
CHARLES MARION RUSSELL She was a monster, but she was my monster.
JEANETTE WINTERSON I was a monster. I don't deny it. I wasn't a monster until a few years ago. But you have to ...
BERNHARD GOETZ YOU are YOU! Know YOU can! YOU must not be afraid because God has a prosperous future plan for YOU! ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Congratulations. You've all just been rejected and you're still alive. We're trying to create an atm...
ANDREW SCHWARTZ We are chained, but you just don't realise it...
DEYTH BANGER You -have- to love your monster.
PHILIPPA DOWDING Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happe...
INDIA KNIGHT What will make you a star is in you
SOTONYE ANGA But grief makes a monster out of us sometimes . . . and sometimes you say and do things to the peopl...
MELINA MARCHETTA You might have thought in this price environment [$60-a-barrel oil] that you might have got a bonus,...
WILF GOBERT The fact is that we have no way of knowing if the person who we think we are is at the core o...
DEREK LANDY We aint a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fai...
JUSTIN HALPERN I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON If you look at 'West Side Story,' a lot of those numbers are actually pretty cutty, but the ...
DAMIEN CHAZELLE When you shampoo your hair, you're trying to get the oil out of your roots, but you really want ...
BLAKE LIVELY Who are you?” I asked.
“Are we playing that game again?” she asked me with a nice smile. ...
NICO J. GENES We used to do coke, till "Just Say No" put the stuff out of reach. Now it's crank. Meth. The monster...
ELLEN HOPKINS Oi’m always noble, sir; it’s in my blood. ’As been ever since Oi ate that knight a few years b...
ELIZABETH HAYDON You", he said, "are the single exception that rule". The oldest, deepest, most beautiful flaw in his...
NALINI SINGH You’ll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim ...
RICHELLE MEAD As an artist you look into yourself to understand the human potential to be all kinds of things that...
DAVID CRONENBERG You insist you're a monster because you're afraid of being human.
JESSICA KHOURY You can be all that you want to be.
Keep dreaming and reach out to your dreams.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star.
BETTE DAVIS We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world—bullies and bastards who would rather...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Going through chemo is a monster. You literally feel like you're dying every day.
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really?
you are not a name
or a height, or a weight
or a gende...
M.K when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD I wanted to show these people who he really was. And pain always did that, took the insides out." VERONICS ROTH We oft know little of who we were, only something of who we are, and nothing of who we may be.
CHARLIE FLETCHER You are not born with beauty, your beauty is created by who you are. Your inner beauty is more impor...
EMILY COUSSONS At night, I'll do coconut oil or almond oil on my face as a mask to replenish my skin. I've ...
PHILLIPA SOO Africa needs you, ... to break out a dialogue. I'm telling you this because you in the West are luck...
PAUL RUSESABAGINA Be a master of yourself.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
MAE WEST It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
MAE WEST When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
MAE WEST A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
MAE WEST Sex is an emotion in motion
MAE WEST It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
MAE WEST I speak two languages, Body and English.
MAE WEST You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
MAE WEST When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
MAE WEST To err is human - but it feels divine
MAE WEST An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
MAE WEST Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
MAE WEST Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
MAE WEST Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
MAE WEST It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
MAE WEST When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
MAE WEST Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
MAE WEST Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
MAE WEST Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
MAE WEST When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WEST Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
MAE WEST Sex is emotion in motion.
MAE WEST A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit ...
MAE WEST Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MAE WEST I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
MAE WEST I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
MAE WEST A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
MAE WEST A man in the house is worth two on the street.
MAE WEST I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
MAE WEST Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST 'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
MAE WEST You're never too old to become younger.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
MAE WEST Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea...
MAE WEST It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST Look your best--who said love is blind?
MAE WEST You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
MAE WEST I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
MAE WEST Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
MAE WEST I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
MAE WEST I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST I was Snow White but I drifted.
MAE WEST [Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
MAE WEST [Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
MAE WEST Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
MAE WEST Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST (During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I'v...
MAE WEST Volunteer activities can foster enormous leadership skills. The non professional volunteer world is ...
MAE WEST Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MAE WEST I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is last
MAE WEST Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
MAE WEST I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
MAE WEST