You are a sad, sad little man and you have my pity.
— Buzz Lightyear

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

Constance: Tell me, what happened to William's little maid? I never saw her again after that dinner.
Mary Maceachran: Elsie? -- She's gone.
Constance: Oh, it's a pity, really. I thought it was a good idea to have someone in the house who is actually sorry he's dead.

Sie hatte den schönsten Fuß, den er je gesehen hatte.

Self-pity is an emotion that is reserved for quitters.

We pity in others only the those evils which we ourselves have experienced.