You are a very poor soldier: a chocolate cream soldier!

I never expect a soldier to think.

As an old soldier I admit the cowardice : it's as universal as sea sickness, and matters just as little.

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead

The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.