You are in good shape for a dead man.

I don’t get you people. You watch the Godfather on television and tons of people are getting shot and stabbed to death, blood splattering everywhere and it is entertaining. But, when they killed a horse, people were outraged.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.