You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Chuck Palahniuk
Related Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU Be a master of yourself. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA You are what you are, and what you are is not me! ANTHONY T. HINCKS You are the architect of your life. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Beauty is the light within. Only when you see the light within yourself will others see it in you. F. JOHNSON It's not who you are, but what you're made of. It's not where you come from, but where you're going ... CAREW PAPRITZ You are blessed, You are great. You are not alone. You are powerful. AMIT RAY For me the most important thing in my life is love. I think you have to be in love with your family,... JOSE MOURINHO You are not your attractive body not your job and not your social standing, you are a system of valu... SUNDAY ADELAJA You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic m... CHUCK PALAHNIUK In life the only things that you see are things that you are projecting, and life presents you with ... OSHO IF YOU CAN'T THANK GOD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, THANK HIM FOR WHAT YOU HAVE ESCAPED! NOT SURE i believe in love. lust. sex. romance. i don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation...i... NOT REAL A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged and a liberal is a conservative who just got arreste... NOT SURE If you are constantly looking in the rear view mirror, how will you ever see what is in front of you... NOT SURE You are not your pain. You are not your choices, either good or bad. You are not your body... CATHERINE CARRIGAN Wherever you are, be all there. CRAIG GROESCHEL If you are not dancing, your dead. LISA ALPINE Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS My mother refused to let me fail. So I insisted. WALKER PERCY If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace...you are among ... UNKNOWN Never get to the point where you cannot see anything good about yourself SOTONYE ANGA If a Monday morning does not excite you and you are not singing on your way to work, you are probabl... SANDEEP GOSWAMY Nothing in your past is in your present making you do anything you don't choose to do. You are n... KAREN SALMANSOHN You have not found your place until all your faculties are roused, and your whole nature consents an... ORISON SWETT MARDEN We all make mistakes, have struggles, and even regret things in our past. But you are not your mista... STEVE MARABOLI Walls protect and walls limit. It is in the nature of walls that they should fall. That walls should... JEANETTE WINTERSON When you have the strength to stand up for yourself ,the ones you love and the dignity and honor to ... GARY F EVANS... We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted... JOHN GREEN Are you a stupid sheep in the flock or a free eagle in the sky? Look at the mirror, what are you? Ar... MEHMET MURAT ILDAN You are not a bad person because you are gay. You are you because you are you and you were meant to ... TEGAN QUIN Don't waste your tremendous voice writing messages in the sand. LORIN MORGAN-RICHARDS You say you are a nameless man. You are not to your wife and to your child. You will not long remain... RICHARD FEYNMAN Be all that you can be. You can be great. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA You are not your resume, you are your work. SETH GODIN When you reach illumination, you lose paradise. Illumination is the place where you gain knowledge t... BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA You often love someone not for what they are, but for what you are when you are with them. JEFFREY FRY I’m not saying you shouldn’t enjoy your drive; what I am saying is that other drivers are trying... COREY TAYLOR you know what the best kind of organic certification would be? make an unannounced visit to a farm a... MICHAEL POLLAN You are different from everyone in the crowd, that's why you are you SOTONYE ANGA The uniqueness in you is not because of your genetic composition, it is all because you think you ar... NEHA KOTHARI When I am, you are not. LJUPKA CVETANOVA You are not who you think you are. You are not who they want you to be. You are not merely your colo... RASHEED OGUNLARU Believe me. Your hardship, tears and sorrows you are facing now are the training of your spirit. The... HIROKO SAKAI You really have to know how much money you need to support your family. It takes time and it's tedio... KAREN SPERO If you are not making the quality of your life better, then you are wasting your time. DR. ISLAM GOUDA When you are not on your pedestal you are not interesting. OSCAR WILDE You can only afford to be generous if you actually have some money in the bank to give. In the same ... TIMOTHY J. KELLER God will always remind you that you are his creation. You are in need of a savior and forgiveness fo... MARLENE M. CHAVEZ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. T... KAHLIL GIBRAN If you invest your life into yourself, you are not pouring your life out somewhere, to some job or f... SUNDAY ADELAJA If your instigations stop, then there will not be anyone to instigate you. All these are indeed the ... DADA BHAGWAN Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed? Maste... TOBA BETA Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his ... JAMES DASHNER I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ... RALPH WALDO EMERSON Who are you?” I asked. “Are we playing that game again?” she asked me with a nice smile. ... NICO J. GENES You are not your body, not your appearance. Those are only your packaging. When the physical parts o... TONI SORENSON Knowledge isn't the issue, it's what you think you know that's not the truth. RICK PRICE The farmer in us makes us do the things we do SOTONYE ANGA You will not be able to have your ministry if you are not faithful in the ministry of someone else SUNDAY ADELAJA You keep on crossing your boundaries. Mind you ALL servants are NOT slaves; but ALL slaves are serva... IRENE GOODWILL Your mistake does not define who you are...you are your possibilities OPRAH WINFREY You don't have a soul; you are your own soul. In other words, you are not this book, your social... L. RON HUBBARD You do not have a mind belongs to yourself! Your thoughts are the thoughts of your culture! When you... MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Your mind can find all the excuses why your dreams are not possible but you will not be able to figh... DRAGOS BRATASANU The moment you become miserly you are closed to the basic phenomenon of life: expansion, sharing. Th... OSHO Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itsel... KHALIL GIBRAN How you believe is how you are. Do not hide in desolation, I know time is not on your side, but use ... MEG NEZAJ Great relationships do not depend on who you find, they depend on who you are. JEFFREY FRY How do you convince yourself that you are not what your parents told you you are? Look up! CRISTABEL MICHAELS The greatest crime in the world is not developing your potential. When you do what you do best, you ... ROGER WILLIAMS Who you are is not determined by what you wear, the money in your wallet, nor how you look. Who you ... MARY KATE The fact that you have a large sum of money in your wallet does not remove your responsibility from ... SUNDAY ADELAJA By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT If you are not sure enough about your beliefs, you will not be able to use all your inner capacity a... SUNDAY ADELAJA Most of the time you are under estimated as your potentials are not tasted or you have not allow you... DR. SHAILESH THAKER It is not so much about telling time anymore. You have the time all around you, in your car, on your... ALBERT BENSOUSSAN You can carry your baby and not just use the car seat all the time. There are lots of things you can... RACHEL MOON Today, you always know whether you are on the Internet or on your PC's hard drive. Tomorrow, you wil... BILL GATES When you take care of your children, you are not sure they will take care of you. But when you take ... LALIT BHOJWANI We all are who we are. We're not necessarily good, and we're not necessarily bad. So much te... KYLE SCHMID who are you really? you are not a name or a height, or a weight or a gende... M.K when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa... DALLY SALAD I wanted to show these people who he really was. And pain always did that, took the insides out." VERONICS ROTH We oft know little of who we were, only something of who we are, and nothing of who we may be. CHARLIE FLETCHER You are not born with beauty, your beauty is created by who you are. Your inner beauty is more impor... EMILY COUSSONS You have to care about your work but not about the result. You have to care about how good you are a... AMY POEHLER Trust is such a devious term. When you trust someone, are you not merely assuming that they are what... LIONEL SUGGS When you are not happy in your life, love or job then when NOW is the time to change your course in ... DR.'S RICK AND SUSANN CRAWFORD You must come to grips with yourself and settle in your spirit that not all open doors are meant for... BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE You are the center. Everything else is there just to help you, support you, and heal you in your ama... DEBASISH MRIDHA Oi’m always noble, sir; it’s in my blood. ’As been ever since Oi ate that knight a few years b... ELIZABETH HAYDON You do not have an existence independent of your environment, but rather you are your environment, a... JOSEPH P. KAUFFMAN Do not ever think that you are too small to make a difference in the world. You may not be able to c... AVINA CELESTE Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed! I ARE The common American will tend to love your money, not who you are. LAURA E. BRUSSEAU
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