You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.

I realized with Broadway everything written for black people is usually written in the past, and I'm kind of a contemporary guy. I don't think you want to see me in 'Raisin in the Sun'.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.