You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality.

What I'd show you is much more bizarre than anything we have looked at so far, and I warn you in advance that the first impulse will be to laugh. That's all right. Laugh if you must. Just don't take your eye off what you see, for even in your imagination, here is a creature who can do you damage.

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your feet.

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'