You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well

Mistakes are a drag, because you get in the area of regret and self-pity.

There is no point at which you can say, 'Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap.'

If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.

I am truly a product of Hollywood in-breeding. When two celebrities mate, someone like me is the result.