Frank Zappa
Related FRANK ZAPPA FRANK ZAPPA You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of... FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. FRANK ZAPPA You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU SUSAN CAIN FRANK ZAPPA STEVEN HALL RACHEL SHARP RICK MORANIS Look, you know and I know that it's either Abraham or Einstein, but dammit, a free beer is a free be... THE ARCHIVES Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ... SARAH DARER LITTMAN SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAIG GROESCHEL Laugh in the face of those who try to oppress you. And crack a beer (root beer). THEE AMAZING GRACE ANONYMOUS It is a very busy mission: every day has some major goals that we have to get through, but my experi... LINDA M. GODWIN We have, I think, come through the big danger of a vast and sudden exchange of nuclear weapons, ... ... BEN BOVA [But have no fear, there will be beer - the 4-H Club will sell Amber Bock by Budweiser.] It's a dark... GEORGE ROCKWELL To know wisdom is to be all knowledgeable ,to use that knowledge for the greater good is to no that ... GARY F EVANS... That's the thing that always gets me. We have to have football, because you reach young guys who dri... JOE QUEENAN LEMONY SNICKET CRAIG GROESCHEL DAVE MUSTAINE If you know you need to take some kind of risk, then get your relationship with God strong and go fo... SADIE ROBERTSON It helps if you have a string of five or six or seven good drafts to develop a team, JON GRUDEN You have to at least had sex in your van once, or be trying to. And you have to play music of some s... BETH ALLEN When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what... HIROKO SAKAI JENNIFER LOPEZ These guys (the Irish) can light you up quick. Quarterback Brady Quinn can hurt you, and they have s... ALLAN JOHNSON We'd like very much to see a reduction in the interdependence of beer and football. ANDY GEIGER HENRY LAWSON HENRY LAWSON All you need, you think, is a breather, a few minutes standing up at the bar like in the old days, h... JONATHAN CRAIG If you own an establishment, you should be able to decide if you have it or not. That's part of livi... MIKE HARRIS Now you can have a small taste of beer or wine and a bit of food to go with it without the emotional... CLARK WOLF HARBHAJAN SINGH It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the dif... ISAAC HANSON If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy... ELLEN MALCOLM I've met Dick Syron. I like the guy. He's a man's man kind of character, a real charmer,... GARY WEISS To change your life, you need to take responsibility for it.
You say you're broke whilst holding a b... CHERYL RUSHTON MEHMET MURAT ILDAN you're a minor," she point... RACHEL CAINE They have learned the lesson of North Korea. Once you have nuclear weapons, the US saber-rattling be... LARRY JOHNSON You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating mea... GRANT WOOD You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine, ... Beer is great for basting or marinating... GRANT WOOD He always liked to have a good time. It could be a serious time and you could always count on him to... JEFF GWALTNEY For an artist, a good place to be is you have some kind of influence and power to get things done, b... CAI GUO-QIANG DAVE MUSTAINE RUSSELL CROWE You can't make beer out of corn syrup, and that's what some of these other folks are doing. CRAIG BELSER If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose JACK HANDY DON MARQUIS DON MARQUIS When preparing the regular menu, you consider the wine. With the bar menu, you have mixed drinks. Th... JASON GOULD Nobody is going to talk to you unless you have some sense of what you need to do. JOEL SCHWARTZ SERGIO GARCIA It helps if you have a string of five or six or seven good drafts to develop a team. It helps when y... JON GRUDEN There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ... DWIGHT W. HAYES A football helmet gives you an awful lot of protection, ... but you don't have to be a doctor or an ... CYRIL WECHT ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Team sports, there's always some kind of sacrifice happening... A team, if we lose, if Michael J... MARC BLUCAS GROVER NORQUIST BENJAMIN NETANYAHU MICHAEL MOORE If you look at what's growing in the beer industry, it's import and craft beers. They're higher pric... HARRY SCHUHMACHER SAMUEL DASH TOM ROBBINS Morse poured himself a can of beer. "Champagne's a lovely drink, but it makes you thirsty, doesn't i... COLIN DEXTER It helps a lot knowing you have your team behind you. ANDREA BALINT If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel... My friends tre... TRAVIS FIMMEL If you get depressed, you can be stuck for months; if you have an analyst, you at least have a chanc... HANIF KUREISHI There are nuclear weapons in China, Iran, Korea and Pakistan. It wouldn't take much to send a co... EDWARD JAMES OLMOS TIM PAWLENTY BILL HADER Little drops of rain Whisper of the pain Tears of love Lost in the days gone by. ROBERT PLANT "THANK YOU" There are things you don't learn in a classroom, and if your circumstances aren't rich in the sort o... WILLIAM GALSTON Fencing is usually an individual sport and in college you have a team cheering for you. Every win he... CASSANDRA PARTYKA [Of course, some experts simply say] beer has become the boring drink. ... You aren't going to drink... BOB LACHKY WILLIAM FAULKNER We've got to make some kind of forecast, ... While it may be a little risky in some respects from an... DICK CHENEY Bet your parents were proud of you, ... Even now, he has a bumper sticker on his truck showing off a... HELEN ALLEN CRAIG FERGUSON There are some areas that need to be improved, but there is certainly a core of talent that is equal... AL SAUNDERS It's an inane law that's a holdover from prohibition. It limits a third of the world's beer styles. ... SEAN WILSON HUSEYN RAZA Beer: All real men drink a specific brand of cheap beer. While I was growing up, my stepfather, who ... FORREST GRIFFIN MITCH ALBOM ARCHIE BUNKER You don't play beer ads in the morning and you don't play beer ads on the news, so they're going aga... HARRY SCHUHMACHER NIKKI ROWE DEYTH BANGER We must be breaking some kind of world record by doing this. We're not in the 'Guinness Book of Worl... SAMIR MATHUR RACHEL BILSON BRUCE HENDERSON
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It helps if you have some kind of... FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. When we had to do book reports, I would pick a book that no one read and just make it up and turn th... AHMET ZAPPA The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't comm... AHMET ZAPPA I picked books by their covers - the worse the cover, the more I wanted to read it. AHMET ZAPPA I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are ... AHMET ZAPPA I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible. AHMET ZAPPA I collect things that just look retarded. AHMET ZAPPA All the drawings are mine. Originally, the idea I sold to Random House was an illustrated recipe boo... AHMET ZAPPA I would ask my parents something, but then go to my siblings. We were encouraged to bounce ideas off... AHMET ZAPPA About the only thing that I'll probably end up doing is I made this amplifier with Peavey. It... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I really want younger audience members to see kids in their early 20's playing Frank's music... DWEEZIL ZAPPA Yes, but I view Frank's music as fully composed. In other words, the arrangements can work for a... DWEEZIL ZAPPA There are so many things that are misunderstood or not recognized about my father's music becaus... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those ... AHMET ZAPPA I didn't really hear any other music other than what my dad was working on until I was 12. My re... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I definitely have managed to overcome dyslexia now to become a fully functional human being but thin... AHMET ZAPPA The music that is played on the radio all the time or written about in magazines has nothing to do w... DWEEZIL ZAPPA We will have close to 3 months of rehearsals to learn about 30 songs. Frank usually rehearsed a band... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I would love to expose multiple younger generations to Frank's music. It's not an easy task ... DWEEZIL ZAPPA My parents told us how they felt but never imposed their beliefs on us, although I appreciate I got ... AHMET ZAPPA I think what my father appreciated was the science experiment of life. He had these kids, and they h... AHMET ZAPPA I didn't read at all until I was 12. I just couldn't. It was too frustrating. AHMET ZAPPA At 12 I dropped out of school but I had lost interest in it at a much earlier age. For me, school wa... AHMET ZAPPA I've always wanted to have a book published - it was a dream of mine, but the thought of actuall... AHMET ZAPPA The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't ... AHMET ZAPPA My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, ... AHMET ZAPPA Just because something has tubes doesn't mean it's the best. I mean, tubes are obviously goo... DWEEZIL ZAPPA There's no difference in a lot of people's minds between good musicians and popular musician... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I don't care about a social life. DWEEZIL ZAPPA I know my name gets used illegally all the time all over the internet. You know, it is a trademarked... DWEEZIL ZAPPA But the reality is when you write a song, you should be able to strip away all the instruments and j... DWEEZIL ZAPPA And, you know, my dad would show me some things sometimes, but the best things that I got to do were... DWEEZIL ZAPPA For me, the most difficult thing is that I am learning melodies on guitar from some songs whose melo... DWEEZIL ZAPPA Frank's bands could play the hardest stuff and make it seem like no big deal. DWEEZIL ZAPPA I mean, no offense, but I don't really see why, like guitar players from Creed, or something lik... DWEEZIL ZAPPA It was spontaneously composed as I was playing it. And then I added a couple of other overdub textur... DWEEZIL ZAPPA Music can be so disturbing and frustrating. I mean the business side of it. The actual making music ... DWEEZIL ZAPPA Well, Steve Vai joined my dad's band right around the time when I actually started playing guita... DWEEZIL ZAPPA While it is true that Frank had a great sense of humor, he was also very serious about composing mus... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I feel that through my father's music I've found my own voice in my own playing. DWEEZIL ZAPPA The thing with food is that you can give 20 people the same recipe and the same ingredients, and som... DWEEZIL ZAPPA Modern records are all made with virtually identical gear, software plug-ins and everything. Everybo... DWEEZIL ZAPPA MOON UNIT ZAPPA MOON UNIT ZAPPA MOON UNIT ZAPPA MOON UNIT ZAPPA MOON UNIT ZAPPA MOON UNIT ZAPPA MOON UNIT ZAPPA boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin? FRANK ANNE FRANK FRANK IERO FRANK SINATRA FRANK SINATRA Mobile video is now a reality and a force to be reckoned with. I think it is essential to think abou... ZE FRANK I've been super impressed with what BuzzFeed has done on Facebook with inspiring list posts and ... ZE FRANK We have this incredible ability to communicate with each other. I want to play around with it, see w... ZE FRANK For some reason, we stopped getting gold stars at some age. It's time to bring them back. ZE FRANK If you want to get into the creative world, you have to just keep flogging away even when nobody'... ZE FRANK I consider creativity to be a more non-rational, subconscious thing. You have a relationship to your... ZE FRANK YouTube has become more mature, both as a platform and as a community. So much content has been adde... ZE FRANK I'm fascinated by simple joy. ZE FRANK We can't all be like Ryan Seacrest... the perfect platform manifestation of a human. I don't... ZE FRANK What better way to connect with people than by staring and talking straight at them? Don't blink... ZE FRANK I'm obsessed with media and the way audiences can become creative participants. ZE FRANK I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-... ZE FRANK In an ever-changing technological landscape, where today's platforms are not tomorrow's plat... ZE FRANK Trust is a confusing thing. It seems so simple, but when you try to pin it down, it can be so elusiv... ZE FRANK Anything that makes you feel the most alone also has the greatest power to connect you. ZE FRANK Most of us yearn for really intimate, healthy, in-person relationships. People have a deep desire to... ZE FRANK The naked mole is, like, the ugliest freakin' creature in the world. It is so radically, unbelie... ZE FRANK When I was young, I had this feeling that there was this handbook that I had never gotten that expla... ZE FRANK On street corners everywhere, people are looking at their cell phones, and it's easy to dismiss ... ZE FRANK I studied neuroscience at the cellular level, so I was looking at learning and memory in the visual ... ZE FRANK The story of technology seems to go up and then retract into simplicity again. ZE FRANK I think this is one of the greatest gifts of this era: Because of the Internet, we can start to type... ZE FRANK Let me think about the people who I care about the most, and how when they fail or disappoint me... ... ZE FRANK A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the senten... ZE FRANK
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind ... 
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind o... 
When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a... 
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer se... 
First, you drink the beer, obviously, and you think about everything you’ve been through, includin... 
There's a long tradition - certainly with country, but in all kinds of genres of music - to have... 
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. ... 
If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... 
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. 
It is a curious thing, but as one travels the world getting older and older, it appears that happine... 
The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. 
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. 
I think if you're in a committed relationship, unless you have some sort of an understanding, mo... 
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. 
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer 
I am not sure if such simulated training is going to be a help. You mean to say if we tour Australia... 
Unless you have a free press in your country, there is no need to buy newspapers and there is no nee... 
You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor."
South Sydney is a very complicated and wonderful place. You have some of the most expensive bits of ... 
prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into 
You always have an idea where you're going to play. There's no doubt that it can always change. You ... 
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. 
We have to have a conversation about whether Obama's plan to increase spending to occupy Afghani... 
As far as a nuclear weapons-free zone, you know, when the lion lies down with the lamb, and you don&... 
North Korea has taught a great lesson to all the countries in the world, especially the rogue countr... 
Unless you have a perception of who you are as a lawyer, you will never be at ease in dealing with l... 
If there’s a thing, a scene, maybe, an image that you want to see real bad, that you need to see b... 
If you had a terrorist incident, or a nuclear bomb or a biological weapon in a major metropolitan ar... 
My dad was a big Frank Zappa fan, so I remember listening to a lot of Frank Zappa. Girls do not like... 
Be scared. You cant help that. But dont be afraid. Aint nothing in the woods going to hurt you unles... 
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m... 
Bhulaney ke liay bhi tujhy yaad tu kerna hoga,
If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave ... 
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. 
Solitude, at first is scary. All you have is yourself. After a while its comforting, it knows the re... 
The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
My quick beauty tip is always have a tinted gloss of some kind to give you some color even if you ha... 
If you are in business and self-supporting you already have some kind of competitive advantage no ma... 
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. 
My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long s... 
I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne. 
Whoever is happy will make others happy too. 
The best music happens when you have a personal connection to it. That same philosophy can extend to... 
I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I... 
The best revenge is massive success.