You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.

You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.

If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.

It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.