You can't buy a shot and 7-UP or rum and Pepsi. That's illegal on Sundays.


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In other words you can't buy one because it is illegal.
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You either buy it or you don't have it. You buy the fire protection up here, and you have it.
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… but you cant get all hung up on details when you are trying to survive…
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Many beggars always have puppies. They buy them on the illegal market for a few euros.
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I bet we shot 20 percent or less. We couldn't buy a bucket.
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If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!
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It's also illegal for Americans to buy drugs from Canada.
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What you cant forget... God cant remember!
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I always go to church on Sundays and Bible study on Tuesdays.
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We have no intention of returning to the Pepsi Center. And we've told the Pepsi Center people that.
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You can't buy chemistry. You can't draw it up or chart it.
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You cant do better, be better or have better than you believe you can.
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Time flies and we walk thats the reason we never catch up with time.
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Why does man not see things? He is himself standing in the way: he conceals things.
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You could buy 100 lottery tickets and not win, or you could buy one and get it,
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It's a Rum Go!
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There's no point in being grown up if you cant be childish sometimes.
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Whats the point in being grown up when you cant act childish sometimes?
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You lose a starting middle linebacker, ... thats the heart and soul of your defense.
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He's going to be a great player on Sundays.
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Coke is at an increasing disadvantage, ... Pepsi is locking up the non-carbonated segment. Coke is d...
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David and I drink a lot of rum together and I tell stories.
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Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine w...
TOMMY DOUGLAS
One of his strengths is being precise in what he's doing and any quarterback, whether you're young o...
TOMMY MADDOX
a hammer and an anvil.
TOMMY FRANKS
Chan Ho had a great career and was the exemplification of class, dignity and character.
TOMMY LASORDA
The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career.
TOMMY CHONG
I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter.....
TOMMY LASORDA
I don't need material things like gold and platinum records on my wall, Grammys or Hall Of Fame ...
TOMMY LEE
I did the marching band all throughout junior high and high school. Music was one of my favorite thi...
TOMMY LEE
One of my favorite things in the world is to be seeing two people that are really old, still holding...
TOMMY LEE
I think we focused on this game more than Tuesday (a narrow 70-68 win over Avinger). We were almost ...
TOMMY BLEEKER
I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn&#...
TOMMY CHONG
I, for one, begin with intent. There is no question that, Saddam Hussein had intent to do harm to th...
TOMMY FRANKS
It's a very sad day for people like myself who loved him to bits. The only thing was he should have ...
TOMMY DOCHERTY
Personally, I am very, very sorry we have come to this. I suppose it is another sign of the times.
TOMMY DOCHERTY
Football wasn't meant to be run by linesmen and air traffic control.
TOMMY DOCHERTY
I've always said there's a place for the press but they haven't dug it yet.
TOMMY DOCHERTY
I said to myself, where are we living? In the United States of America where you're innocent unt...
TOMMY BOND
I tend to pick objectives that I feel are safe because I know that, in the moment, I always go for i...
TOMMY CALDWELL
Liz did a great job pitching and she didn't give up a lot of hits. (The Hawks) just put back-to-back...
TOMMY RAMOS
The first record was basically a quick, fast record. The second record, we were going for more of a ...
TOMMY RAMONE
The Western world, the free world, loses what it cherishes most, and that is freedom and liberty we&...
TOMMY FRANKS
[For his part, retired Gen. Tommy Franks, who has been speaking out as a Bush surrogate, has an op-e...
TOMMY FRANKS
I don't know how many touchdown passes (Whitehurst) threw last year, ... But I bet you by the end of...
TOMMY BOWDEN
We have access to 1.2 million doses of vaccine,
TOMMY THOMPSON
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I tho...
TOMMY COOPER
You wait till you see that Dominican team. You wait till you see Puerto Rico. You wait till you see ...
TOMMY LASORDA
We got the game plan in. All we are doing is polishing it and working on special teams. We had a lit...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
If I'm a voter, I throw a bumper sticker in the trash. That car, I'm doing to put on my desk.
TOMMY WEST
When a song gets its legs and begins to come to me, this is the euphoric hook that keeps me wanting ...
TOMMY SHAW
Ben was a little different. Sometimes you wonder about homesickness, but he's really handled it well...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
[Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville, whose team finished No. 2 in the final polls last season, says he co...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
We'll play when we get there, I guess. It's not our fault that we can't get down there. You'd love i...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
It really doesn't make any difference,
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
The more games you play, the more chance you have of playing a bad game on offense. Your defense can...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
That is football. You have got to execute and tonight the kicking game wasn't there for us. They ran...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
… We had 10 penalties two weeks ago. When you do that and drop the ball several times, you're not ...
TOMMY JOHNSON
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
TOMMY COOPER
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine w...
TOMMY DOUGLAS
Elton John decided he wanted to rename Watford and call it Queen of the South.
TOMMY DOCHERTY
The difference between the possible and the impossible lies in a person's determination.
TOMMY LASORDA
I noticed that this defense attorney is a very, very intelligent man, and he's very cool and he&...
TOMMY BOND