You can't drive straight on a twisting lane.

I was willing to kick it, but it was a wide open lane, so I went straight down.

We didn't think Danny was going to give it up that easy. It was just a straight line drive and we'd rather him take a jump shot. A situation like that, when he has the ball at the end of the game, you know he's going to shoot it. We just didn't play the proper defense on him. I wish I was guarding him. I probably would have made it a little tougher.

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If you do not strike back at him who hits you, there is no way for him to find out whether you also have hands

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