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You can put buttons on the bear or mark your bear with markers, and here's all the glue you need. Yo...
JENNIFER BAKER Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean
HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD when i see soldiers on the other side i take there lives so they cant take mine
SIMI GREWAL Enjoy life and Smile , No one cant take that away from you unless you allow them too
DORIAN THOMAS VON KLAUS Hobbies take place in the cellar and smell of airplane glue.
JOHN UPDIKE You cant be afraid to take a risk. You can't be afraid to take a risk because you think you migh...
LINDA MCMAHON you cant win in life if you cant fail
VITA NEDERLOE you cant keep saying 'thank you' and expect to feature on the Forbes
JOSEPH ANNANG SOWAH What you cant forget... God cant remember!
JOHN F. MACARTHUR JR. You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW The idea is that your body, on this very deep, unconscious level, is controlling a virtual person. I...
LYNN HUGHES Ever step you take is forever. You cant make it go away. None of it. You understand what I'm sayin?
CORMAC MCCARTHY You cant spill a drip, just like you cant drop drops, you can only drop drips and spill drops.
EVAN HEHEMANN Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
ERMA BOMBECK It's a simple strategy. You take what you can't sell, you glue it into the operating system, and you...
LARRY ELLISON Seinfeld
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS It's so difficult when you have been seen for eight years. I mean, people got tired eventually even ...
JAMES MORAN True interactivity is not about clicking on icons or downloading files, it's about encouraging commu...
EDWIN SCHLOSSBERG They called you the Glue"
"The Glue?"
"Yeah. Probably because you're kind of the glue that...
JAMES DASHNER Something your father wouldn't have told you, he began. Taking blood, it leaves a mark on you. No ma...
J.D. ROBB I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
AARON MCGRUDER Its hard because you went through camp with these guys and you cant be with them when you win, you c...
GERALD HAYES … but you cant get all hung up on details when you are trying to survive…
SAPPHIRE Why do you eat? Why to sleep? If you cant be a trustworthy person, cant be a true lover, cant be a g...
WRITER GRADED This is the worst of it, the last resort. If you cant come here, you cant go anywhere.
CHRIS STERNDALE All the stones that were pushed over are upright and on their bases. We just have to glue them down,...
JAY TAYLOR If you need a lot of glue to put your life together, leave the pieces and move on!
JANET FISHER Just because I cant fly, don't think you can keep me on the ground.
JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty can have them to himself.
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL the thing is you can get used to anything you think you cant you want to die but you dont you cant y...
ELIZABETH SCOTT I watched 'The Sopranos,' I saw a couple of episodes of 'Mad Men.' I loved 'Sein...
ANTONIN SCALIA It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ... Seinfeld.
LARRY DAVID Dont be afraid to take a big step.You cant cross a chasm in two small steps.
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE I see you've got Super Glue on your seats.
NANCY WILSON If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th...
BRIELL ADAMS We're essentially treating 'Seinfeld' the same as we do big theatricals because it's become an integ...
BENJAMIN FEINGOLD If you cant beat them buy them
KENNETH WATERS JR You cant find outside what you dont have inside.
CARL HAMMERSCHLAG She's in the mold of Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld, ... You can accept that Ellen could be like us.
BILL CARROLL Love is like eating and drinking, you cant not need it
SEGEV LAYANI The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Tell me I cant, I won't hear you.
AMARE STOUDEMIRE I cant tell you how pleased I am,
GRAEME SOUNESS you cant be fair in an unfair world
JOHN KOVACICH you cant trust somebody who thinks you're crazy
PENELOPE CRUZ LOVE is the glue that holds all the pieces of me and you...
PHILIP T. M. But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love. . .someone to hold on to. ....
HUBERT SELBY JR. I told the team that one run wasn't enough. You can't take a game off in this district, especially w...
BARRY RUSSELL When you take a subject and reduce it to something like a four-second sound bite and a check mark on...
KIRK CAMERON pain it can hurt you so bad that you think you just cant take it anymore but it can also teach you l...
AMBER FAITH HUN Ride The Wave!
J. CASABAUN I personally have dealt with any adversity in my life with humor. That's why I told America to &...
MARLEE MATLIN Write down your fears, glue them on mirror and face them every morning. – Shahwan SETHI
MUHAMMAD SHAHWAN TARIQ You can hear the wind blow but you cant see it.
LAURA REESE You can kill a man but you cant kill a idea.
SOPHOCLES If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ On the fourth anniversary ... we plan to mark this solemn occasion by asking siblings to take the le...
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG No!You cant get this close to me and then push me away.
COURTNEY ALLISON MOULTON I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to t...
ROSEANNE BARR The difference is,
Now I cant call you anymore…
I cant hear your calming voice,
I c...
JJM Women cant help but be on their mobiles all day, BUT if they go out funny how the dam thing stays at...
MIKE GRIST And Barnabas determined to take with them John, whose surname was Mark.
BIBLE I am getting nowhere with you and I can't let you go and I cant get through.
ANI DIFRANCO [Now Iacocca is teamed with Jason Alexander of] Seinfeld, ... If you can find a better car, buy it.
SNOOP DOGG You can cheat on mostly anything and anybody.. a test, a job, you're girlfriend, a friend... doing s...
ESMERALDA MORALES I use a special plastic glue, but the material is very dynamic and it can be rougher or smoother dep...
SHIRAZ PELED If you haven't signed anything, you cant be ripped off.
DAVE SIM just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON Egotism is the glue with which you get stuck in yourself
DAN POST Were in such a state now, with our infrastructure so vulnerable, that we cant take a hit of any orde...
WALTER MAESTRI [Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween ...
JAMIE LEE CURTIS Um, yeah. For instance, take, you know, take, for instance, the issue of -- I'm drawing a blank, and...
MARK SANFORD Its strange how people choose you and when you come to choose them ,they cant accept that
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN Hope on you is worthless because you make a mark to forgot
ASCERTAIN SOLO You cant do better, be better or have better than you believe you can.
DANIEL GILMAN That's nice of him but until 2008 I have glue on my seat,
ARSENE WENGER Overall, you can say the quarter was on the mark,
BOB DJURDJEVIC Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approac...
CASSANDRA CLARE You cant close this place, ... What will I do for breakfast?
BOB COLEMAN Back when it rained in '55, they didn't have waterproof glue. Now we have waterproof glue.
KEVIN MOORE I don't think Jack made anything, once hot glue was (invented), that didn't involve hot glue.
JEAN PRICE One day Aubrey was just playing around with glue and bottle caps when we remembered glue flowers on ...
ANGELA ISTAMBOULI This acting is going to leave my stain. Not just my mark, because you can wipe a mark off. But a sta...
RJ CYLER You could go to Estonia and there's probably an episode of 'Seinfeld' playing there. Tel...
YUL VAZQUEZ You cant always have what you want but it's important to want what you have.
HANNA SKYRING I love all people. I hate no one. And, you know, when you take a subject and you reduce it to someth...
KIRK CAMERON The code is riddled with Seinfeld references. Every variable has been named after Seinfeld character...
DAN SCHRADER Facebook is a sticky product, just like QWERTY keyboard.
LILY CHATTERJEE You always see Mark as a hockey player. It's going to be odd to see him without the skates on. To me...
DARIUS KASPARAITIS If you look at the characters that were predominantly on their schedule, with 'The West Wing,' 'Fras...
BILL CARROLL My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.
KURT COBAIN Nobody is perfect,but it
dosent mean you cant try to be !
SHUBHAM CHAVAN The secret to life is...a secret so i cant tell you
GEMIMAH S. COLLIWALD CORNILIA* Boyer was the glue. He handled the ball, passed the ball (well) and when he shot, he scored. He was ...
GARY MARTIN Fear is the glue that keeps you stuck. Faith is the solvent that sets you free.
SHANNON L. ALDER Money Can Get You A Bag Of Skittles, But It Cant Get You The Rainbow.
NIJEE UNIQUE KAASHIF Your love is like the wind...you cant see it, but you can feel it...
NICHOLAS SPARKS You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next.
ERIC GREEN I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it
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MARK TWAIN I never let schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
MARK TWAIN Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
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MARK TWAIN It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evil.
MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
MARK TWAIN When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony...
MARK ZUCKERBERG Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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MARK WARNER There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
MARK TWAIN Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
MARK TWAIN Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside...
MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day.
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MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN There was a point when I was 15 or 16 that I realized that my father wanted me to be a loner. I deci...
MARK VONNEGUT There is plenty of blame to go around for the U.S. housing bubble, but not much of it belongs to Fan...
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MARK PAGEL I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term t...
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MARK FRAUENFELDER Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.
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MARK MCKINNON If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
MARK TWAIN I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries.
MARK ZUCKERBERG Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce...
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MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
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MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi...
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MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
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MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
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MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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MARK WAHLBERG When I'm in the middle of making a movie, I have blinders on; it's all about just getting th...
MARK WATERS Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
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MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
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MARK HADDON Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Snorri shook his head. “A...
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