You could buy 100 lottery tickets and not win, or you could buy one and get it,

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

It's like hitting the lottery. We've got more tickets than everybody, but you've still got to hit.

Oh, I don’t buy lottery tickets... because if I won, and I was capable of that kind of odd luck, then I would also be equally capable of extremely bad luck, like getting struck by lightning, or falling out of window or something. I’d rather just not know.

He's one of the best pitchers in the league. He's the guy no one likes to face.

It's much more easy to win the lottery than it was.