You could live in Winnipeg a thousand years and not meet Ringo, Paul McCartney, or Bob Dylan.

Everybody who I ever cared about has told me that they like my music: Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, Al Green, The Spinners, Smokey Robinson. Everybody that matters.

Let it be

I can't stand Bob Dylan.

Bob Dylan is the Jew of all time.

If slaughter houses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.