You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight.

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

You've got to forget about this civilian. Whenever you drop bombs, you're going to hit civilians.

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.