You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam.

Any conversations we hear about 'So who are Pearl Jam marketing to?' are despicable.

Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

What I think makes people nerds is just being obsessive. I think that's what nerdiness really is - its people who don't just passively like something, they get passionate about whatever they like.

I've always hated the term 'alternative'; I only use it because when I say it, people know what I'm talking about. I always thought it was weird when guys like myself or Patton Oswalt or Dana Gould, these older guys, were called 'alternative' comedy.

Nobody wants to hear Metallica at lunchtime.