You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

If I see something sagging, bagging or dragging I'll get it nipped, tucked or sucked.

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.

As a songwriter, you respect and appreciate the writings of other people, and I often get asked, are there songs out there I wish I'd written? Yes. There's many of them!