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I don't have a lot of time to speak... but we will speak soon.
DEYTH BANGER Humans don't have any type of interest... HAVING SO MUCH STUFF AROUND THEM AND SO LITTLE INTEREST IN...
DEYTH BANGER Don't do it, because you have to do it.
Do it, because you love to do it.
PRITISH PATTANAIK To learn, sometimes you have to feel the fool.
JEFFREY FRY I believe that the most important thing for a couple of any sort, to realize in their relationship w...
C. JOYBELL C. You have enough time to do everything God wants you to do.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Sometimes life gets a little boring so you have to do
something crazy to remember your alive!
NEIL OLSSON Why is it that we want what we don't have, yet we can't see what we do have?
ANTHONY T. HINCKS You dont have the right to the cards you believe you should have been dealt. You have an obligation ...
CHERYL STRAYED You dont have to live forever just live.
NATALIE BABBITT Just because you haven't got a home, doesn't make you homeless.
and
Just because you don't...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS What makes the show so special is that they don't have any elaborate props on the stage. Just about ...
DON HUGHES There are two things in life you cannot choose. The first is your enemies; the second your family. S...
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
BILL ENGVALL Strength is not something you have, it's something you find.
EMMA SMITH Words have a taste, sweet but subtle, like dark chocolate; the scent of old bookshops; a flamenco rh...
CHLOE THURLOW To believe in something can be inspiration for many people .To believe is to have faith in what you ...
GARY F EVANS... What do people fear most about death? I asked the reb.
"Fear?" he thought for a moment. 'Well, ...
MITCH ALBOM Love- the infatuation kind- 'he's so handsome, she's so beautiful'- that can shrivel. As soon as som...
MITCH ALBOM If you stopped yourself every time you said "I have to", and changed it to "I get to" it might chang...
KYLE PAGERLY Happiness is wanting what you have instead of wanting what you don't have.
LORRIN L. LEE You can BE, DO, and HAVE ...absolutely ANYTHING you really, really want to BE, DO, and HAVE.
LORRIN L. LEE We tend to not appreciate what we have until we lose it.
LORRIN L. LEE Now they have a riddle.
- Criminal Minds
DEYTH BANGER Pathetic is when you assume the worst, because you are incapable of thinking beyond your own mental ...
EMMA PAUL Those who hate, are merely wallowing in self pity. Those who lie about someone to destroy his or her...
EMMA PAUL Words have power," Isaac answered. Words begin and end wars. They create and destroy families. They ...
LORI HANDELAND Believe. Have faith. Don't stand in your own way. If you don't believe in yourself, a positive outco...
AKIROQ BROST You cant find outside what you dont have inside.
CARL HAMMERSCHLAG Mark My Words, My Words In Other Words Are Not Just Words.
SYED SHARUKH With out passion you dont have energy, with out energy you have nothing.
DONALD TRUMP Why be greedy when you can have it all.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Having riches ultimately means having few needs.
J.R. RIM For such elaborate traits to evolve, you have to have mating patterns where everyone wants the same ...
KEVIN OH I thought you'd be interested in these things as a government man. Ain't you mixed up in the prices ...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying tr...
JOHN GREEN O, the sheer magnificence of words that come together like waves upon a beach, each telling its own ...
JOHN M SHEEHAN Not everyone has the time to be normal.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA I hadn't said goodbye. It had been easier, like always, to just disappear, sparing myself the messy ...
SARAH DESSEN We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON Often, you may have someone who is gifted artistically but doesn't have the business acumen. Craig h...
MARTHA FIRLING Approach people with an open mind so you can learn from them
SOTONYE ANGA Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR Enjoy the challenges you face today, some people have none.
THOMAS FLAJNIK - ANTICHIMERAPODAL We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO Have confidence, will do.
MUHAMMED HAIDER Be the best you can be. Do the best you can do. Have the best you can have.
LORRIN L. LEE A man may have no bad habits and have worse
MARK TWAIN Did you know that what you really, really, really want ...you now have?
LORRIN L. LEE Lull me with your lullabies.. Serenade me with your souls. Make me dance with symphonies.. Do jazz w...
KIM JOHN A. AGUIRRE Trick to getting something is to pretend you already have it.
ANGEL ORTIZ It's time to change... it's time to start working on yourself.... improve yourself.... you don't hav...
DEYTH BANGER Gift ain't what you take by effort,
as swag ain't what you worthy have.
TOBA BETA But language is malleable, and it is not always on the side of truth. This is something every writer...
CAROLINA DE ROBERTIS And we're such language-based creatures that to some extent we cannot know what we cannot name. And ...
JOHN GREEN Everyone has there own good reasons for being what they are being, doing what they are doing, and ha...
LORRIN L. LEE I have fun at work.
CAROL KANE Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ...
SARAH DARER LITTMAN If it wasn't for life, I wouldn't have you.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS If you dont have any shadows you're not in the light
LADY GAGA My philosophy is: If you can't have fun, there's no sense in doing it.
PAUL WALKER What you do, say, and have reveal who you are.
LORRIN L. LEE You dont have to hold on to the pain, to hold on to the memory.
JANET JACKSON "Dont forget me" says love.
"Forget me if you have to" says true love............
PRABHA I don’t have to look far and wide to discover that material wealth alone is not enough to build a ...
SUNDAY ADELAJA people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ If you can control a mans thinking, you dont have to worry about his actions. If you can determine w...
CARTER WOODSON Rocker dudes dont have swagger
DEMI LOVATO an elaborate attempt to get information.
VINCENT GULLOTTO Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do.
DANIEL MELGAçO Next generations will not know what is to have childhood.
DANIEL MELGAçO Youll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you dont have to remember what you have ...
SAM RAYBURN Mr Heckles: quiet, your disturbing my birds!Rachel: you dont have birdsMr Heckles: i could have bird...
FRIENDS What you see is what I call an elaborate Gore dance,
BILL BRADLEY Don't lie to yourself?
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
BLINK 182 You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehi...
MARILYN MANSON You have to open up on stage.
KAREN O Instead of dwelling and being upset over something you dont have, appreciate and accept what you do ...
BRANDON HOFER You have more to fear from those who think they know you,Than from those who know they dont.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We've been in your home, we've been on your farm, we've been in your workplace. We have listened to ...
DAN QUAYLE The Best Person to BE is Who You are. The Best thing to DO is what you Love. The Best Things to HAVE...
LORRIN L. LEE Even jellyfish have a life. So, what's your excuse?
ANTHONY T. HINCKS When did you last have fun being dignified?
KATE REARDON I have everything I thought was important and nothing that really is.
-Lily Francone
LORENA BATHEY I have learned to delegate.
GWEN STEFANI You should always have a Plan C
ADNAN BAHATTI We will have some of the legacy athletes there jumping for the anniversary.
CONNIE HAGLER I have two eyes, and I go to see the ice.
DEYTH BANGER To have more... Be more. Do more. Give more.
LORRIN L. LEE Are you being the best you can be? Are you doing the best you can do? Do you have the best you can h...
LORRIN L. LEE Most of the times it's healthier to start over in a different way, or throw it away.
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ DO what you LOVE. BE with those you LOVE. HAVE the things you LOVE.
LORRIN L. LEE Reasons... questions... what they have in common?
- All get finded in the hard way.
DEYTH BANGER That’s not fair!
Words we often speak when God's word becomes flesh in our lives 2 Timo...
JOHN M SHEEHAN There will always be someone better looking; better off; smarter; richer; thinner; taller; shorter; ...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS On the stage, you have to find truth, even if you have to lose the audience
ANTHONY QUINN I dont have a crush on anyone easily.
ANUSHKA SHARMA It is time to have an interpretation of the 'availability' section of existing law by someone other ...
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JACK ADAMS I passed a typing test and became a member of the staff of Rear Adm. Newton.
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