You gotta have a gimmick.

I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.

When you are in deep conflict about something, sometimes the most trivial thing can tip the scales.

When you're as plain as I am, you've gotta have a gimmick.

At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.

I was lucky enough to have the songs in my first show written by George and Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter wrote five shows for me.