You guys need to go to bed on time. Sit up.

My first class is about still in the bed and you guys are my most talkative bunch.

Parents sometimes ask what they can do to get the child to stop wetting the bed. The classes I've attended say, for the most part, children outgrow it. It's as if one day they wake up dry and never wet the bed again.

Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.

There was a time when everyone remembered that stupid thing about me not getting out of bed for less than $10,000 a day. These days, it's far more important to me that I'm part of a team which raises over $1 million a month for Aids. I'm much more proud of that, than that other old quote.

Lying in a hospital bed, I had a lot of time to think about everything. When you look at a horse race and you look at the fighting in Iraq, it puts things into perspective.