You had all these naked ladies sitting around, and a computer geek with a clip-on tie is sitting there fixing the computer,

You don't have to be a computer expert. You don't have to be a geek at all to do it.

Unless the worm has already been removed from the computer, it could update itself and send out a huge package of garbage on the Internet on the 16th, ... The second time around it could cause massive damage.

Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it.

Wi-fi and weed is all i need..

No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies