You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

That will come. And if it's going to happen, it'll be this week.

one more minute and then a tank is going to roll on with a Nazi in it.

I wish we were out of town, so we could work on these things quietly,