Carol Burnett
Related When you're happy you don't always have to be laughing, and when you're sad you don'... FREDDIE HIGHMORE Don't cling to fame. You're just borrowing it. It's like money. You're going to die,... SONNY BONO CHUCK PALAHNIUK DIANNA AGRON STEVE JOBS BEBE REXHA JERRY DOYLE KARL PILKINGTON I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX ANDY WARHOL ALISON SWEENEY Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON COREY HAWKINS MITCH HEDBERG JULIA MORGAN After you do this for a while, you get used to things not working the way you want them to. There... D. B. WEISS RICHARD LAGRAVENESE RACHEL BROSNAHAN Sometimes you're not always on or at your best, especially during auditions. So if you go in and... JACK HUSTON You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get... JOAQUIN ANDUJAR NATE BERKUS When you're a guest star on a movie or a TV show, I always say it's like being invited to a ... ATO ESSANDOH Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b... BAM MARGERA I think that one of the things that we have to recognize is that the longer somebody doesn't hav... KEVIN HASSETT It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON If something's gonna make you happy, and you know it's gonna make you happy, and it's wh... BRETT YOUNG JOEL MADDEN DANICA PATRICK DANIEL CRAIG RAY BRADBURY There's a cardinal rule that you don't talk about sharks. If you don't see it, it's ... MARK WARKENTIN OPRAH WINFREY ED MCMAHON Sometimes there's a sense of closing yourself off on a shoot, and I try not to do that. Sometime... BRUCE WEBER It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to de... DYLAN WALSH You know, I don't watch television! Sorry! I actually don't even have a television. I don... BROOKE SMITH When you're young, you don't know what you don't know, so it's easier to get into th... GREG RUSEDSKI Sometimes you have to laugh about what gets published; sometimes it's annoying, but in general I... OLIVIER MARTINEZ MARY SCHMICH JANET JACKSON ESTEE LAUDER I see what other people do and what songwriters don't. They don't get out and take care of t... ESTER DEAN BO BURNHAM HALSEY MARCUS LUTTRELL It's all about risk-taking when you're making an album. Don't be scared to do weird thin... VIC FUENTES ELLEN DEGENERES I have no deep-seated desire to be famous; that's not what's driving me, so if it's some... CAM Greatness and fiasco is the same. You're reaching for something just out of your grasp, and if y... NOAH HAWLEY BILL BLASS I don't think you should try to be anything you're not. If you're not smiling all the ti... ELLE FANNING BABYFACE Certain kinds of people will always have an issue with my music. But that's fine; it's OK. I... KACEY MUSGRAVES Sometimes you don't know why you're doing something. You're intuitively following, to se... EDWARD BURTYNSKY ADRIANA LIMA GREG RUCKA When you are seeing somebody, then obviously it's a commitment. And if you don't want to com... SHAHID KAPOOR Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH You know, last season I didn't do anything on the show, so I was frustrated. I mean, don't g... LORRAINE BRACCO You don't have to be a rock star - if you don't like the situation you're in, you don... MACY GRAY It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON EZEKIEL ELLIOTT Sometimes, to stimulate your imagination you have to be careful you don't have too much informat... DRIES VAN NOTEN It's a fun job, but it's stressful because you have to be funny. You have to have punch line... STEVE BREEN BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG BECKY G ROMAN POLANSKI Sometimes, America, when something's too bad, we don't want to look at it. We want to turn o... SAM CHILDERS You can't delete racism. It's like a cigarette. You can't stop smoking if you don't ... MARIO BALOTELLI HUGH JACKMAN FRANK DILLANE CRAIG GROESCHEL RORY STEWART If you don't make the best-seller list, if you don't get shortlisted for any prizes, it'... VAL MCDERMID CHRIS PINE VANILLA ICE I think it's very insulting to say, 'White people don't understand.' What are you ta... KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's f... GILBERT GOTTFRIED CARLES PUIGDEMONT BETH DITTO JOHN MCENROE JULIA ROBERTS JENA MALONE You're allowed to make things for women on television, and there's not like... you don't... CALLIE KHOURI Sometimes you have to stop something to really measure the passion that you have, and either you fee... DAVID BELLE JULIANNE MOORE Personally, I don't like the term 'success.' It's too arbitrary and too relative a t... ICHIRO SUZUKI ASTRO BILL HADER JOSH TURNER DEREK JETER RON CONWAY ELISHA CUTHBERT NANCY REAGAN TAYLOR KITSCH ROBERT B. PARKER You don't put your head above the parapet and become a personality if you're an illustrator ... ROBERT INGPEN JAMES CORDEN I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT
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MARK BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT One of the strange things about living in the world is that it is only now and then one is quite sur... FRANCES BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT I've always liked adventure television. Pre-'Survivor,' I did a series on cable called &... MARK BURNETT LEO BURNETT Without immigrants, we never would've built this place. BILL BURNETT In 1955 we did have a strike in the mine at Gilman and boy, it was a wild time, we had lots of fight... BILL BURNETT Without immigrants, we never would've built this place. There were about 100 Japanese here that rais... BILL BURNETT It goes back a ways, I've seen changes in the town. BILL BURNETT Whether it is the cavemen in the caves thousands of years ago, Shakespeare plays, television, movies... MARK BURNETT Our pitching has definitely carried us. All three go out and compete and give a chance to win on mos... ASHLEY BURNETT We're in a good position, but we still have to go out there and compete. At least this gives us an o... ASHLEY BURNETT It's a different identity to itself because everybody's record is zero. I think we played as well as... ASHLEY BURNETT Right now it's just fun. We're just playing the game and having fun. ASHLEY BURNETT It's been like that all year long. It's been a different guy every game, who gets a big hit here, a ... ASHLEY BURNETT No matter how well you hit, you're going to face good pitching in the playoffs. So you've got to hav... ASHLEY BURNETT If we can go through those (games) playing good, solid baseball, I think we've got a chance to go pr... ASHLEY BURNETT (The Panthers) weren't able to throw their No. 1 or No. 2 guys, but not to take away anything from m... ASHLEY BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT Every show on television has a downward trend because there are so many more things to watch. You ca... MARK BURNETT LEO BURNETT 'Survivor' wouldn't have happened had I not gone out there and helped CBS to sell sponso... MARK BURNETT Tanner is a coach's dream. He works hard, is always striving to improve, and leads by example. Tanne... BRUCE BURNETT Joe Baker really set the stage. For Joe to open up the match that way was tremendous. BRUCE BURNETT It was really a great win. We were prepared physically, we were prepared mentally and we were prepar... BRUCE BURNETT Boy, the kids really got the job done. I'm really proud of the way we competed. Our preparation the ... BRUCE BURNETT Tanner had to step up to fill a hole and he rose to the occasion. BRUCE BURNETT Tanner is a tenacious competitor with a strong will. He learned early on that conditioning can put y... BRUCE BURNETT He's a natural leader. He leads by example first, so all the hard work and commitment that he's made... BRUCE BURNETT We pride ourselves on being in shape. There's not a team in the country that can out-condition us. BRUCE BURNETT John has really stepped up. We always knew he was capable, it's all about confidence. BRUCE BURNETT Our guys came out strong, worked hard and controlled the pace. I want to win them all, and I'm alway... BRUCE BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT LEO BURNETT I've got one more start here, and that's all that matters. A.J. BURNETT Outwit, Outplay, Outlast. MARK BURNETT I wanted the palette to mirror who they are. MARK BURNETT How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? ... MARK BURNETT There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need cont... MARK BURNETT Donald Trump is a guy who can commit to things and wants to do a great job -- I mean, that's what ma... MARK BURNETT My kids - even though it's a family business - they don't even know what day or time 'Su... MARK BURNETT LEO BURNETT I'd like to answer that question honestly, but we have seven. It's not like it's going to change. CHERYL BURNETT We didn't always take the open shots, we made things harder than they had to be, and then when Ohio ... CHERYL BURNETT LEO BURNETT So many people wanted an adventure. It was really more about finding the cast that I wanted for '... MARK BURNETT We play scared. We manage scared. We coach scared. A.J. BURNETT Sooner rather than later, we're going to see a new team on top there. A.J. BURNETT As long as we go to the playoffs, that's all I care about. I'm going to do what I can to get us ther... A.J. BURNETT It is driving me. It's driving me more now than ever. This is a great team. We've got great pitching... A.J. BURNETT I've got one more start here, and that's all that matters. It's depressing around here. There's noth... A.J. BURNETT It just goes back to let everybody else worry about the Rocket. Let him take the show, and hopefully... A.J. BURNETT His room looked like a Radio Shack, ROBERT BURNETT I have no timetable. I have none. I wish I could tell you, but I don't (have a schedule). We're goin... A.J. BURNETT Every play they made behind me pumped me up even more and gave me the energy to keep going. A.J. BURNETT I'm very pleased with the outcome and the results. I probably could have thrown 10 or 15 more, if I ... A.J. BURNETT Finally after three years, Donald Trump has a real, true apprentice. MARK BURNETT There'll be a lot of turmoil; and we're not finished yet. TOM BURNETT The primary goal is to generate new Chronicle Books loyalists by creating engaging, innovative and u... ANDREA BURNETT Someone from Tickets.com was here all week. They have assured us that everything will work. CHARTESE BURNETT It was something, huh? I was really impressed when I was warming up in the bullpen. My arm felt grea... SEAN BURNETT It [pain in the elbow] came on pretty good in the fourth inning. This really is frustrating for me. ... A.J. BURNETT It's a 3-3 game. I give up a home run, it's a funeral. I'm over it, man. I've got one more start her... A.J. BURNETT When I see someone in a military uniform I make it a point to approach them, shake their hand and sa... MARK BURNETT The chemical and isotopic composition of the sun is the starting composition from which all planets ... DON BURNETT LEO BURNETT That's big to do that early. I tried to get out there and get the strut, get the glare and the feeli... A.J. BURNETT
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