You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.

No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have searched the record for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.

But collective thinking is usually short-lived. We're fickle, stupid beings with poor memories and a great gift for self-destruction.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction.

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.