You have to think about the WWE as soap operas.

I used to listen to the soap operas with my grandmother.

In order to get the things I want, it helps me to pretend I’m a figure in a daytime drama, a schemer. Soap opera characters make emphatic pronouncements. They ball up their fists and state their goals out loud. ‘I will destroy Buchanan Enterprises,’ they say. ‘Phoebe Wallingford will pay for what she’s done to our family.’ Walking home with the back half of the twelve-foot ladder, I turned to look in the direction of Hugh’s loft. ‘You will be mine,’ I commanded.

Women in Hollywood are tiny, but women in soap operas are the tiniest people alive!

My soap operas have been seen by a billion people all around the world.

WWE is a company that produces fiction. It's a soap opera that runs 52 weeks a year without reruns.