You just can't beat the person who never gives up.

Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.

If I'd just tried for them dinky singles I could've batted around .600.

Who is richer? The man who is seen, but cannot see? Or the man who is not being seen, but can see?

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!