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FRANCOIS RABELAIS Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
CHUCK BERRY Every dog is allowed one bite
AMERICAN PROVERB The silent dog is the first to bite.
PROVERB A dog that intends to bite does not bear its teeth.
TURKISH PROVERB Conscience is the dog that can't bite, but never stops barking.
PROVERB The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity.
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ECKHART TOLLE In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The man recover'd of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH The man recovered of the bite, / The dog it was that died.
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DEAN KOONTZ Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
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ALFRED KAHN That dog can go places you can't.
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RICK BURKHOLDER And he had a dog, a nice dog. He couldn’t be too evil or dangerous if he had such a great dog.
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JULIANNE MOORE It's a jungle, and it's dog-eat-dog. When you see the police doing the same thing the looters are do...
GLENN KING A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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CHARLES EOFF Having a dog is going to be almost imperative for success.
DAVE MITCHELL I am his Highness dog at Kew; pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
ALEXANDER POPE I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
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DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
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