Steven Wright
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Politics is like getting a really bad review: a stinker that you know all your friends are reading. 
..reading a book doesn’t mean just turning the pages. It means thinking about it, identifying part... 
When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold w... 
I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom. 
Don't cry while you are reading the book wait until you are done reading it. 
Reading a book is like re-writing it for yourself. You bring to a novel, anything you read, all your... 
Reading a hard copy book, and reading a book on an iPad are slightly different experiences. What the... 
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. 
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book -- I'll waste no time reading it. 
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it. 
If you don't like peas,it is probably because you have not had them fresh.It is the difference betwe... 
Reading code is like reading all things written: You have to scribble, make a mess, remind yourself ... 
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. 
Well, right now I'm not dead. But when I am, it's like...I don't know, I guess it's like bein... 
Ultimately what I like about reading together is that we all make it happen together. Of course even... 
Books worth reading once are worth reading twice; and what is most important of all, the masterpiece... 
That is how we writers all started: by reading. We heard the voice of a book speaking to us. 
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than o... 
A book you finish reading is not the same book it was before you read it. 
the sentence im reading is terrific ... 
Reading alters the appearance of a book. Once it has been read, it never looks the same again, and p... 
When I read a book, I put in all the imagination I can, so that it is almost like writing the book a... 
Listening's reading if you close your eyes. Music's a wood you walk through. 
I think you can love a person too much.
I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you'... 
If you’re in your life, chance. Viewed from the outside, like a book you’re reading, it’s fate... 
I started reading the Bible. All of a sudden the words jumped off the page and became real. 
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that ... 
If a book is worth reading, it will most probably be worth reading twice. 
There is only one way to read, which is to browse in libraries and bookshops, picking up books that ... 
One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring yo... 
Take all that you can of this book upon reason, and the balance on faith, and you will live and die ... 
One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring yo... 
All morning I struggled with the sensation of stray wisps of one world seeping through the cracks of... 
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast abou... 
The great book for you is the book that has the most to say to you at the moment when you are readin... 
What a sense of superiority it gives one to escape reading some book which everyone else is reading 
Like measles, the reading bug is best caught when you are young. 
Reading is a conversation. All books talk. But a good book listens as well. 
I tend to think of the reading of any book as preparation for the next reading of it. There are alwa... 
Life … is a bit like reading. … If all your responses to a book have already been duplicated and... 
Reading is everything. Reading makes me feel like I've accomplished something, learned something, be... 
The result is that much reading robs the mind of all elasticity, as the continual pressure of a weig... 
Read a lot. Expect something big, something exalting or deepening from a book. No book is worth read... 
I prefer reading to writing. Reading changes your world view. Writing changes absolutely nothing. Ex... 
Every book is worth reading. If it cannot make you wiser it will make you a critic 
If time is precious, no book that will not improve by repeated reading deserves to be read at all. 
Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continui... 
The reading or non-reading a book will never keep down a single petticoat. 
You're never alone when you're reading a book. 
Use your mind to process what you are reading, when you do this you hit a goldmine 
I am reading six books at once, the only way of reading; since, as you will agree, one book is only ... 
Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer. 
If you re-read your work, you can find on re-reading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by re... 
If you re-read your work, you can find on re-reading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by re... 
When you first read a script is the purest moment. That's when you can understand how an audienc... 
Reading the Bible will help you get to know the word, but it’s when you put it down and live your ... 
What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in a while. What really knocks me out is a... 
Reading was my escape and my comfort, my consolation, my stimulant of choice: reading for the pure p... 
If a book told you something when you were fifteen, it will tell you it again when you're fifty, tho... 
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching... 
I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it. 
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space...