You know, I stopped being competitive after I played football.

I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.

When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive that to be.