You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

Maybe black and white is the best medium for landscapes, I don't know.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.