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You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different.


Bill Watterson

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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
BILL WATTERSON Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's differ...
BILL WATTERSON Isn't it funny that day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
C.S. LEWIS Bill Watterson, creator of the extremely popular 'Calvin and Hobbes,' did know when to quit ...
RON GOULART But each day brings from its pretty dust Our soon choked souls to fill.
MATTHEW ARNOLD Your day is determined by your attitude. Change your attitude, you change your day.
CHRISTOPHER SHEA It was a pleasant day. It was almost like a festivity, but pretty soon it changed.
HELEN HUKARI You can't change the world in one day, but in one day you can change someone's world.
CALAN BRECKON I don't know if it's for the better, but I do know people aren't static. We all change from day to d...
V.C. ANDREWS You never know which Elle you're going to see day to day, because I wake up in different moods.
ELLE KING We're scratching our heads over here. The data from day to day seems to go in different directions. ...
DONNA VAN VLACK Today, another Day, and a Opportunity for to be Amazing
JAN JANSEN What catches your attention can change day to day.
But what catches your attention day after d...
KHANG KIJARRO NGUYEN I'm in pretty good shape. As far as football shape, I don't know. Football shape is totally differen...
BUBBA FRANKS I think we're going to be in pretty good shape at the end of the day, but you never know,
GEORGE DARDEN you can't change the world in a day but you can change a life
JACK BIGGS People think that you have to do something huge, like go to Africa and build a school, but you can m...
HODA KOTB Although time seems to fly, it never travels faster than one day at a time. Each day is a new opport...
STEVE MARABOLI What I urge is that you learn to master your life by living each day in a day-tight compartment and ...
MAX LUCADO It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night an...
BILL HICKS I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years
HENRY MOORE It?s not every day you get a bill signing in your soup kitchen. As far as we know, there?s been noth...
MARK SWANN You know, a soap opera - you watch it every day, and nothing changes,
STEPHEN HARPER It takes a single smile to change a whole day, but one day can change your whole life.
MARJAN MADJAR You just get up each day and put one foot in front of the other and go. You know, each day is differ...
NANCY REAGAN Obviously nothing is 100 percent effective. But we know that doing nothing is 100 percent ineffectiv...
JOHN WILLARD Friends are a weird thing. It seems like they know all about you, but then they don’t understand y...
NATSUO KIRINO I was pretty nervous the day of my first lesson. But as soon as we took off, the fear and anxiety me...
HARRY MATTOX It was weird - my parents would let me have some Green Day albums but not all Green Day albums.
DANE DEHAAN So you tell yourself you are pretty find clay To have tricked temptation and turned it away, B...
EDMUND VANCE COOKE Let today be the day you are no longer intimidated by the monumental size of the change you want, bu...
STEVE MARABOLI There is nothing wrong with being weird. Anyone who tells you different is only trying to be normal,...
JASON MEDINA We always hope to put together a pretty good season, but I think for us our primary goal is to try t...
BOB JACOBY This is the first sunny day I can remember in two months. Everything seems pretty stable now.
RUSSELL HARRIS That's sort of a silly question. Day 15 is too soon, but Day 16 is all right?
D.L. HUGHLEY Pageant makeup is so different from your day-to-day look. When you're on stage you really have t...
KATHERINE WEBB I think we were in a situation (with Martin) where we knew all the drills by heart. We'd do some dif...
DANIEL ALFREDSSON People change. Sometimes I think they don't know they're changing until it's already happened, thoug...
LINDSEY KELK I have a feeling this market is going to stay very volatile. But it's day-to-day volatility. It scar...
SCOTT KAHAN Nothing wrong with having pretty girls around, it always makes the day go faster,
VINCE VAUGHN It's been hard, we've been living day by day. We don't have any place to live, to work, nothing.
LUIS RAMIREZ Anything can change in show business; you know how it goes, everything changes from one day to the o...
RICKY MARTIN I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change the...
STANLEY TUCCI I'm still "finding" myself but with time comes change, therefore the only thing I can achive in this...
SHIRLEY TRELLES You can't judge the present by the past. Each day is different, and you live it differently.
MARTY RUBIN You don't want to aggravate (the hand). It's just a matter of letting it settle down. I think he'll ...
MIKE KITCHEN What one means one day, you know, one may not mean the next. Circumstances change, opinions alter.
JANE AUSTEN You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are s...
BILL WATTERSON But it was better to know of it than to see it in its daily monotony.
DAISY GOODWIN You know how on Christmas day, the day feels different, even if you're just sitting in your chai...
BILL CALLAHAN Nothing is going to change, unless someone does something soon
DR. SEUSS Now we're in the midst of not just advocating for change, not just calling for change - we'r...
BARACK OBAMA Never lament what gone wrong yesterday, gone is gone, but with a lesson of something good for tomorr...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Any future development of those three parcels is not spelled out within the 50-year vision. At this ...
BILL DAY I just hope it goes away to a much better situated location.
BILL DAY It is not a wholesale solution, but an important part of what is required.
BILL DAY There are some things that need to be done at the High School and Middle School, but I don't think t...
BILL DAY I think it's an outstanding reward for him there couldn't be a more deserving person. It's not just ...
BILL DAY It was like if they were in a hurry or getting ready to leave.
BILL DAY I think it's an outstanding reward for him — there couldn't be a more deserving person. It's not ju...
BILL DAY Be nice to each other. You can make a whole day a different day for everybody.
RICHARD DAWSON You have to eat a variety of different foods to get all the nutrients your body needs to keep you he...
DEE MURPHY You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one, each day brin...
PAULO COELHO Nothing but football is in order this day. You, Nebraska, can conquer.
WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN It's going to be a little weird. There will be a lot of excitement because it's opening day, but at ...
JASON WHITTLE It seems like things change every day. I would say fasten your seat belt, because the ride isn't ove...
DAVID KUGLER Bill said I was 'developing' at a rapid pace and gave me a different kind of book as a 'reward'. It'...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Fame is really strange. One day you're not famous, and then the next day you are, and the odd th...
MATT DAMON It's going to be a little weird, just remembering that it is Sept. 11. There will be a lot of excite...
JASON WHITTLE What if you could pick one day of your life, and everything would stop changing, every day would be ...
C. JOYBELL C. Every day, you get the opportunity to change your life. Change what you do not want. Change what mak...
RODOLFO COSTA Philosophies change by the day while God never changes, simply because, being perfect, He does not h...
JIMMY SWAGGART Day-to-day life is a lot of work. I work a lot on stand-up stuff, and then day-to-day life and, you ...
CHRIS TUCKER I think we?re right in it. In this type of format, things can change radically the second day. Leadi...
LARRY FIELDS The person who was at that house that day was somebody that they did not know, meaning her personali...
TODD ANDERSON Bills ought to be passed with deliberation by committees. Change should be achieved in a bipartisan ...
ALEXANDRA PETRI The key is this: Meet today's problems with today's strength. Don't start tackling tomorrow's proble...
MAX LUCADO In happiness or unhappiness, living is a duty, and must be done thoroughly.
ELLIS PETERS If you love your work, you'll be out there every day trying to do it the best you possibly can, ...
SAM WALTON You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one, each day brin...
PAULO COELHO I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment.
LARISA OLEYNIK I am playing the violin, that's all I know, nothing else, no education, no nothing. You just pra...
ITZHAK PERLMAN Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to...
THOMAS J. WATSON It hits you pretty fast, but in most cases it leaves you within a day or two.
DR. DOUG MOORE The longest day soon comes to an end.
PROVERB Although time seems to fly by, it never travels faster than one day at a time. Each day is a new opp...
STEVE MARABOLI Bush has done pretty well on the day-to-day parts.
BILL CARRICK Every day is different when I'm home, but mainly I just surf. There's no nightlife or shoppi...
ALANA BLANCHARD When I start a picture, I always have a script, but I change it every day. I put in what occurs to m...
FEDERICO FELLINI He's day-to-day and hopefully we get him back soon. I had faith in these guys coming in that they wo...
JEFF BAMBULE Their day-to-day lives are so different from ours.
CARRIE HUFF You start wanting to see a different place every day.
SHANNON HOON For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much - if he lives and u...
EDGAR CAYCE For, he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed, but he that expects much -- if he lives and ...
EDGAR CAYCE You dont know your wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day.
MICHAEL PARENTI A craven can be as brave as any man, when there is nothing to fear. And we all do our duty, when the...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Sayers had a great day. He produced big for us, and that bunt kept a rally going. It seems like with...
MATT CIMO People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. MILNE People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. MILNE (WINNE THE POOH) Fantasy appeals to me and can be very much reflected in my dress - but then, each day is different. ...
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BILL WATTERSON There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.
BILL WATTERSON Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to ...
BILL WATTERSON If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth...
BILL WATTERSON You can lead people to the truth, but you can't make them understand it.
BILL WATTERSON How come we play war and not peace?"
"Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSON Such is American business, I guess, where the desire for obscene profit mutes any discussion of cons...
BILL WATTERSON Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
BILL WATTERSON Mothers are the necessity of invention.
BILL WATTERSON I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas...
BILL WATTERSON I was not prepared for the resulting attention. Besides disliking the diminishment of privacy and th...
BILL WATTERSON I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
BILL WATTERSON At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find the inner mo...
BILL WATTERSON Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these ...
BILL WATTERSON Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better t...
BILL WATTERSON By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an i...
BILL WATTERSON A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be...
BILL WATTERSON I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th...
BILL WATTERSON It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
BILL WATTERSON It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON