You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I went to the store to bye a candle holder. They didn't have one so I got a cake.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound of the latch going, 'cluh-CLICK-click.' That door! I live for that door. Whatever the opposite of planned obsolescence is, that's what I'm into.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.