You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.

So what, so I've got a smile on
But it's hiding the quiet superstitions in my head

"I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice Tea and I'm starting to look for the next closest rest stop."--On Settling down with a girl.

How dare you say it's nothing to me?
Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.